While I can list the books I'd love to see as movies all day, I'd rather not see one than get a simple cash-in piece of schlock. That's all the Twilight movies (and let's be honest, the books, too) are: poorly made, soulless attempts to part people from their money. If I never see a Saga of Seven Suns film, that's better than having it become this.w-Jinksy said:i dont buy that bs, it gives meyer too much credit.
she cant write for fuck and its a miracle that shit storm of a book was even made into a movie.
there are so many other books that would make excellent movies, such as the song of ice and fire series, but no we get this shite.
ZombieGenesis said:Of course, make the main protagonist of the story bland and uninteresting.
To be fair maybe most of the Twilight audience relates to that anyway... they are reading Twilight after all...
Second. Sorry, but writing Bella as a flat character so that she can be an object of female projection is a weak tactic even if it was a purposeful one. Books are not interactive like video games and so such aims fall short. Besides, even if that were true, it's even worse than Meyer producing a female character having to choose between two powerful males and ultimately having to choose which society will rule over her as a submissive female, BUT the audience is forced into that choice as well.GamesB2 said:I suppose I understand the point if this is true... (hint source hint) but the whole point of a book from a third person perspective or a film is to tell someone elses story.
First person books allow you to project yourself, but I just don't see films as a medium that allows you to put yourself in the characters shoes. Maybe some people can but I personally don't see it.
Well duh. Seriously, you can hardly find critics of the Twilight series online who haven't made this observation, I thought this was common knowledge. But to actually add something to this thread (and since nobody else has posted it yet), here's a video someone produced using The Oatmeal's How Twilight Works [http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight] article as a source:RebellionXXI said:Bella is a flat character on purpose.
ok i was in your camp for a long time man, then i made the mistake of telling my girlfriend id never read the books....Yeah long story short i got forced to read them and im surprised to say the books wernt near as bad as the movie and i actualy liked 2 of them. The books give a hell of alot more depth to the characters then the movie so please read the book then ***** because (though not a true fan myself) i do beleave in giveing everything a chance in the medium it chose to premire in.Saltyk said:So, the author wrote poorly on purpose?
Honestly, I only watched the first movie and never read the books. I'll never dip my toes into this universe again, if I can help it. My problems are numerous.
Why was Bella obsessed with Edward? He was a jerk! Seriously, even in fiction women like the worst possible man they can find. Violent, rude, and a stalker? Gets them wet.
Why was Edward so emo about being a vampire? "I'm super strong, super fast, can read minds,and women WANT to have sex with me just because I exist. I'm basically Superman! My life sucks! (pun intended) *sob*"
None of the other characters were well developed. The only remotely interesting one was the girl that could see the future. And not even she was very interesting. And that goes for Bella and Edward, too. I couldn't have rooted for the villain harder in that movie.
Could they have telegraphed that Jacob was a werewolf any more? As soon, as we met him I predicted that he was a werewolf. And it was only re-enforced when Edward uttered this line: "I leave you alone for a minute and the wolves come out". Just pathetic.
Bella was a spoiled rotten emo girl. Best evidence of this. Near the end of the movie she said "If you leave me, I'll kill myself". I imagine there was a razor blade under the covers as she proceeded to cut herself.
WORST. MOVIE. EVER!
Kurt Cobain syndrome? It could be an interesting theory that Edward suffers from manic depression. If only because he has to deal with a clingy cardboard love interest.Saltyk said:Why was Edward so emo about being a vampire? "I'm super strong, super fast, can read minds,and women WANT to have sex with me just because I exist. I'm basically Superman! My life sucks! (pun intended) *sob*"
Brilliant!!!!Casual Shinji said:Then how about I publish a book consisting of nothing but blank pages?
Then the audience can project as much as they want... It's genius!
I think that it's a combo of poor writingskills and weird sexual fantasies.Saltyk said:So, the author wrote poorly on purpose?
That sir is DAMN good Comedy! the morose and bored voice is Perfect..............just like Edward's face......Gildan Bladeborn said:Well duh. Seriously, you can hardly find critics of the Twilight series online who haven't made this observation, I thought this was common knowledge. But to actually add something to this thread (and since nobody else has posted it yet), here's a video someone produced using The Oatmeal's How Twilight Works [http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight] article as a source:RebellionXXI said:Bella is a flat character on purpose.
Everyone I've shown this to (with the notable exception of my sister, who is completely obsessed with Twilight and therefore willfully in denial of the bit where it is utter shit) has found it hilarious.