Twilight: Eclipse Turns Into 8-Bit Game

[Tom Phoenix]

I dislike Twilight, but this is suprisingly well made. I had no idea you could customise YouTube captions so much. =O

Good job by the author, even though he/she could have picked a better subject matter.

 

[Twilight.falls]

Funny, I'm subscribed to the guy on Youtube. I'd seen this much earlier. Surprised The Escapist considers it cool enough to post about.

 

[zombiejoe]

Twilight the movie: shit
Twilight the game: ZOMFG!

 

[Upturned Walrus]

OMG GUYS, I TOTALLY MARRIED EDWARD CULLEN!!!

I am so sorry.

OP: I wonder why people are so hung up on 8 bit graphics?

Seriously, 16 bit is the way to go.

uhh dude 64 bit is the beast!

 

[Upturned Walrus]

I have to admit this game is alright even thought I hate Twilight.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

NOOOO!!!

Twilight ruined books, then movies, and now not even video games are safe!

(gunshot)

 

[The Random One]

...Well, I guess people need to find some way to deal with their inner demons. I guess this is such a way.

If you agree with The Random One on this topic, and wish to congratulate him on his good thinking, go to 413.

If you disagree with The Random One, and wish to write an enourmous post explaining why he is wrong, go to 42.

If you disagree with The Random One, and wish to put his sexuality in question, go to 333.

If you possess Sixth Sense, go to 37.

 

[The Great JT]

Why was there no option to have Bella stab herself in the brain with an icepick?

 

[Unhappy Crow]

You know what's funny? I prefer the game over the movie and book. At least I can make a choice on how to end the game. :B

 

[supaflystrikes]

Here are your options:
- Marry a vampire
- Marry a werewolf
- Go out and find a normal human being who won't try to kill each other

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

OMG GUYS, I TOTALLY MARRIED EDWARD CULLEN!!!

ZOMG I SHATTERED EDWARDS HEART AND GOT BELLA AND JACOB DUSTED!

Heh, it is rather good.

 

[Baneat]

Why are people against being a vampire? Matched with my impression of them (immortality, good looks, run fast etc.) it sounds awesome..

 

[Taco of flames]

People seem to be reacting like this:

Pretty Much Everybody:
Twilight sucks and it's ruining everything and this game is terrible because it involves Twilight!

When in fact, it is awesome. It's a parody of Twilight, and just playing through all the choices is quite fun. I understand that Twilight is bad. The movies are sheer torture, and the fangirls are the most annoying thing since trolls. But really, the zealous anti-Twilight ranting is another thing that some people hate. I doubt half the people who rant about it have even read the books. Those that have occasionally understand that they are bad, but not worth all the hate. Funk, thank you for making my day. Also:

*snip*
I didn't even know the story of Twilight. It can't possibly be this stupid. Chose the Vampire or the Wolf. Wow.

I know I just argued against the hatred, but yeah, it is almost that stupid. Then they become friends because their love for Bella is so strong that they're willing to get over their hatred for each other or some kid-movie crap like that.

 

[HentMas]

how many péople thought "DAMN I LOST!!!" after looking at the screen of the video????

 

[_Cake_]

lol I love how the real threat is female emotional problems, I would love to see more of that in games*

... I just wish it wasn't about twilight.

*(Although I am playing Fallout 2 and really having a tough time deciding if I should do porn, like my character is pretty slutty but I don't about that.)

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

I'm not sure whether to punch or shoot this guy in the face.

If you mean Edward then you could stab him with a wooden stake, but that would probably just make him smell like roses or something.

OT: I'm a hater so i won't even bother checking it out and autmatically asume that it's SHIT!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Why is the story in a 8-bit youtube video better then the film based on novel the 8-bit video is based on.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I'm not sure whether to punch or shoot this guy in the face.

If you mean Edward then you could stab him with a wooden stake, but that would probably just make him smell like roses or something.

OT: I'm a hater so i won't even bother checking it out and autmatically asume that it's SHIT!

It's not shit. It's awesome.

See, here's what you do:

Dump Edward.

Go to Jakob.

Then a vampire comes and kills both Bella and Jakob.

HAPPY ENDING YAY!

 

[Cabisco]

NOOOO!!!

Twilight ruined books, then movies, and now not even video games are safe!

(gunshot)

*finds gun, unloads last remaining bullet into his skull*

On topic, I tried playing the game but can't help but leave it thinking fuck twilight. Damn I really don't like that franchise, just bad characters.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

I'm not sure whether to punch or shoot this guy in the face.

If you mean Edward then you could stab him with a wooden stake, but that would probably just make him smell like roses or something.

OT: I'm a hater so i won't even bother checking it out and autmatically asume that it's SHIT!

It's not shit. It's awesome.

See, here's what you do:

Dump Edward.

Go to Jakob.

Then a vampire comes and kills both Bella and Jakob.

HAPPY ENDING YAY!

Mnn... almost. Is there a way to get Edward killed as well? It's not happy unless all 3 of them are dead.