Twilight: Eclipse Turns Into 8-Bit Game

[Blackjack 222]

Alright, who do i need to kill. I can get to them but i need a plane ticket to Switzerland after i do.
This Blasphemy cannot go unchallenged!

Seriously, tell me who i need to kill to stop this before it destroys the universe.

@Orangeapples
In order to get the man card back for watching that crap you must kill 10 bears with your fists, beat a helicopter to death with your shins, kill 5 tigers with your teeth, and shoot down a plane by saying "Bang!" while pointing at it.

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Victoria is now my favorite character

 

[DJShire]

Can someone please tell me why there are so many posts about Twilight on this site? Admittedly, this one is related to gaming, but most of them aren't, and there are TONS of them.

Because we nerds love to hate Twilight, and it's funny.

don't forget that we all secretly love Twilight. How else do we know so much about it?

What? I can't be the only one.

>_>
<_<

I am?

oh...

*sigh* here's my man card. Now I have to fight a bear barehanded to get that back.

and post it on Youtube

 

[VanityGirl]

Pretty funny, but one of the videos was removed for copyright infringement. ><

 

[maddog015]

Pretty funny, but one of the videos was removed for copyright infringement. ><

Both videos were removed. Copyright infringement over what? I thought parody was safe.

Wonder if some upset Twilight fans blew the whistle.

 

[F-I-D-O]

Alright, who do i need to kill. I can get to them but i need a plane ticket to Switzerland after i do.
This Blasphemy cannot go unchallenged!

Seriously, tell me who i need to kill to stop this before it destroys the universe.

@Orangeapples
In order to get the man card back for watching that crap you must kill 10 bears with your fists, beat a helicopter to death with your shins, kill 5 tigers with your teeth, and shoot down a plane by saying "Bang!" while pointing at it.

Can we get two man cards? I'm 75% complete. But since when did helicopters have a life that you could take away?

Pretty funny, but one of the videos was removed for copyright infringement. ><

Both videos were removed. Copyright infringement over what? I thought parody was safe.

Wonder if some upset Twilight fans blew the whistle.

I want to get the ending where they die! But the copyright is in the way. CURSE YOU LAWYERS!!!
Probably annoyed over-zealous fans that can't admit that what they obsess over has flaws(this applies to ALL obsessions) and that have no sense of humor.
EDIT: Never mind, played again and realized that Bella can ironically die. Almost better.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Best ending:
Go Help Jacob
Turn down Edward
Watch the fireworks.

Long story short: all the characters are dead. Just the way it should have ended.

EDIT: Woops, didn't mean to be a necromancer, didn't realize how old thread was.