Twilight might be aiming to taint a new medium - Gaming

[Snotnarok]

Shake wii remote to cry for help
swing wii remote to gaze at your vampire friend endlessly
tap A to sparkle

What the heck could this game be about? It's going to wind up being the worst shovelware game ever.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I say let them make their crappy Twilight game, I won't buy it and it will give jobs to hard up Game designers and retailers. There are worse games made. At least this one will have some budget behind it.

And yes this news has been done before. I remember because I got literally 20 quotes for saying I was going to a Twilight fan event wearing this...

<img height=250>http://www.nerdsalad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/hijinksensueedwardjamesolmostwilightshirt_thumb.jpg
and a silver bullet pendant.

The white zone is for loading and unloading only, there is no stopping in the red zone.

No the Red zone is for loading and unloading only, there is no stopping in the White zone.

 

[UnityRiot]

Objective: RUN TO THE MEADOW AND SULK THE WHOLE TIME THERE

Hell will freeze over if there's a serious game

 

[wolf92]

If it does happen my faith in humanity will finally be gone

 

[duchaked]

yeah I saw this thread somewhere before, and then saw it on Yahoo lol

but anyway...if they could make the game M-rated and somewhere along the lines of what the Wolverine Origins game was like (creative freedom the film didn't have aka blood) then it'd be sweet

the vaps in Twilight CAN be pretty scary...well, could be concept-wise (aka 0 weaknesses other than still functioning hormones)

 

[Senor Mathias]

This game totally could work... if you got to play as Blade and you got to kill all those whiny ass Twilight vampire bitches, plus Bella... especially Bella. God, I hate that girl.

 

[Regiment]

Good for them? I don't care. I personally wouldn't play it, but I have no objections with other people playing it. It doesn't affect me.

(Actually, I can't see any possible way this could be a bad thing. People who don't like the series will ignore the games, and people who do will buy them. Everyone wins.)

 

[Sethzard]

The escapist did this thread a while back, why does it matter, it's not like all games will become like this, also, it will sell a lot more than it cost to make, and that means that money can in part be used to make good games.

 

[gothic wolf]

if this really does happen i will quite gladly kidnap the lead developer or programmer or whatever and only release them when they promisesto stop making the game........or maybe ill get them to watch a good vampire movie like blade

 

[Cavouku]

As long as it doesn't follow any of the story, characters, settings, or in-universe rules, go for it.

 

[Hotfoottfox]

First board games, and now this? HAVE YOU NO SHAME, MEDIA?!

 

[Cavouku]

Undead are not the same as dead therefore it is not necrophilia.

Besides the books are actually pretty good except for the last one. The movies are shit though, so it only makes sense the game would be good right? right? doesnt that make sense?

Maybe not

Alright, I'm not gonna' bag on you, but I just wanna' say, I think it's really something that you've managed to survive around here so long with that concept of the series. I imagine it takes adamant will for the Twilight fans to hang around such an anti-Twilight area (not specifically, but in general we around here are against it or apathetic to it).

I couldn't do it. That's why I'm a hater. Well, that and several other reasons, but still.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

If it does happen my faith in humanity will finally be gone

Mine was lost when the Twilight fanclubs were established. And when the Twilight dildo (There's a thread about it here somewhere) was released, I almost started crying for the sake of humanity's future.

If it comes a game, I won't care.
If I'm forced to play it, I'll get a seizure.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

No need to worry it is a game made from a movie and I can only think of one example where this worked in the slightest that being the LoTR games.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

If it does happen my faith in humanity will finally be gone

Mine was lost when the Twilight fanclubs were established. And when the Twilight dildo (There's a thread about it here somewhere) was released, I almost started crying for the sake of humanity's future.

If it comes a game, I won't care.
If I'm forced to play it, I'll get a seizure.

Does such an abomination exist? Do you have a link? T_T

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.183489-A-new-sex-toy-for-women-The-twilight-dildo-0-0?page=1

Do not, I repeat DO NOT READ THE USER REVIEWS ON THAT SITE, YOU'LL BE MINDFUCKED FOR LIFE!

 

[holographicman]

I was one of the first to post a comment

"FUCK NO.I WILL FIRST STAND IN FRONT OF MY GAMESTOP AND THREATEN TO KILL EVERYONE WHO LEAVES WITH A COPY."

I think I could've been more harsh,though.

+1 man, +1

 

[rokkolpo]

not surprised.

they already made a graphic novel, i figured this would be next.