Twilight taken 2 far

[Da pyro man 999]

I had a freind who, strait faced, told me that vampires are infact real. They had been reading all the crappy vampire books coming out recently, this is weired. Right?

 

[BlumiereBleck]

No, I have believed in Vampire since i became one in 2002.

 

[Gxas]

Nope, you just hate it because its cool to hate it.

The books are quite entertaining, and without the Twilight series, there wouldn't be Twilight Rifftrax.

QQ because someone is making money on a basically untapped market.

 

[Koeryn]

"I had a friend who, straight faced, told me that vampires are, in fact, real. They had been reading all of the crappy vampire books coming out recently. This is weird, right?"

People are stupid and easily open to suggestions of fantasy, especially on subjects they want to believe in. Your friend's an idiot.

What's the discussion value here?

 

[Kouen]

Vampires dont sparkle in daylight they go poof in flames >.<

that outta the way, they probably got far too drawn into the book. they will snap outta it eventually

 

[maddawg IAJI]

There are people who believe ghosts exist. There are some who believe that Werewolves exist. We even have millions of people who believe in gods and godesses. Let him believe what he wants. Who cares if it is wierd?

 

[DefunctTheory]

I had a freind who, strait faced, told me that vampires are infact real. They had been reading all the crappy vampire books coming out recently, this is weired. Right?

I don't know how Twilight could have fooled him into this. Twilight is about shiney Zombies that can emote, not vampires.

 

[Sovvolf]

Vampires dont sparkle in daylight they go poof in flames

That's not true either. This was made up for the film Nosferatu, before then Vampires were seen as disliking the sun and could be (in some cases) weakened by the sun but never go poof by the sun.

I don't know how Twilight could have fooled him into this. Twilight is about shiney Zombies that can emote, not vampires.

Fixed it for you .

 

[MCDeltaT]

Many people of all ages are impressionble to anything they see/hear/read. Personally i can't wait to see how the twilight series fag's up other classic horror creatures, like zombies.

"I won't eat your brains if you eat my LOVE"

 

[CK76]

There are people who believe ghosts exist. There are some who believe that Werewolves exist. We even have millions of people who believe in gods and godesses. Let him believe what he wants. Who cares if it is wierd?

Spot on maddawg!

It is harmless unless they try to force belief on others.

 

[Kouen]

Vampires dont sparkle in daylight they go poof in flames

That's not true either. This was made up for the film Nosferatu, before then Vampires were seen as disliking the sun and could be (in some cases) weakened by the sun but never go poof by the sun.

Still better than Sparkling xD

 

[Sovvolf]

Vampires dont sparkle in daylight they go poof in flames

That's not true either. This was made up for the film Nosferatu, before then Vampires were seen as disliking the sun and could be (in some cases) weakened by the sun but never go poof by the sun.

Still better than Sparkling xD

That it is, that it is. Twilight ignores all the rules we set for Vampires through pop culture along with ignoring the rules so by folklore... so I don't under stand how they are Vampires.

 

[cocoadog]

That series turned vampires into gay pubescent teenagers... I thought that was a given?

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

Vampires dont sparkle in daylight they go poof in flames >.<

that outta the way, they probably got far too drawn into the book. they will snap outta it eventually

Here here!!

But really, no, vampires don't exist. The area of Romania take insult to Dracula being the head Vampire, as I found out recently he's a true hero for the country. Any of those outspoken things about him weren't real, and the real ones were things that everybody else did.

Anybody that calls themselves vampires in this day and age are the ones who wear more of a gothic outfit and drinks blood, but they are still living and still human.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Vampires dont sparkle in daylight they go poof in flames

That's not true either. This was made up for the film Nosferatu, before then Vampires were seen as disliking the sun and could be (in some cases) weakened by the sun but never go poof by the sun.

Still better than Sparkling xD

That it is, that it is. Twilight ignores all the rules we set for Vampires through pop culture along with ignoring the rules so by folklore... so I don't under stand how they are Vampires.

You can only kill them by cutting off their head and burning them.

Someone call Max Brooks, obviously he wrote his books under the wrong impression.

 

[Valksy]

Seems to me that stupid people will be stupid no matter what the nature of the catalyst is.

When I was young I was bought into a school assembly and given a speech - along with all the other students of like age - that ouija boards were dangerous things that should not be tampered with and without naming and names some girls had been frightened because they had had a conversation with Dracula.

Now I might have been impressed if they had said that they had a chat with Vlad Tepes. But Dracula is fucking fictional. And if stupid shitheads get scared because they talked to a fictional character then then are beyond help and should just receive some derisive sympathy for being a fuckwit.

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

I had a freind who, strait faced, told me that vampires are infact real. They had been reading all the crappy vampire books coming out recently, this is weired. Right?

Hell, no, that's not weird. Their has to be vampires to balance out the gryphons and werewolves and Jabberwockies like myself.
OP's Original Point: Yes, Twilight is for middle aged sexually frustrated women and annoying teenage girls. /thread.

 

[Grounogeos]

I believe that vampires could be real. And before anyone comments on that, I did in fact say vampires, not sparkling pussies whose only real connection to actual vampires is the fact that they drink blood.

 

[Stormz]

I once seen a book called "How to date a vampire"

I almost cried.

 

[TheTygre]

Oh. Insanity. Is that all? Man, we've got an archive of crap at TwilightSucks. Or we used to, before the mods turned into pussies and tried making the whole forum into a 'literary critique community'. Cowards.