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HT_Black

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I believe in Aliens, sure (You'd have to be pretty narrow-minded not to), and possibly zombies (Here's why) but Vampires...I dunno. I've heard of such things as a hemaglobin addiction, but full-on nosforaetu-ism(Sic)is at best sketchier than an ADHD college student's spanish class notebook. Likewise with werewolves, dragons, and any of those other things that send American schoolgirls into fits of squee-ing.

However, that hasn't stopped me from pranking my entire grade by convincing them I'm a werewolf/vampire-thing.
 

RJ Dalton

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Wait, you mean to tell me that vampires aren't real? Well, then how do you explain the dean of my university's English collage?
 

Billion Backs

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Given that something like 80-90% of the Earth's population deliberately believe that some kind of god is real...

I don't see a problem here.
 

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For this topic I must say that your friend is a bit weird.

Also I think that twilght was Taken 3 far, 3 movies to far infact...
 

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People have believed Vampires were real since before Twilight. While I don't doubt that the popularity of Twilight inspired some naive people to believe vampires are real, I doubt that number is large. Besides that's not Twilight's fault so much as it is an inherent problem with anything that can have an impression on a person. There will always be some people who take any piece of fiction to a ridiculous extreme. Like the people who became depressed after seeing Avatar.

Grounogeos said:
I believe that vampires could be real. And before anyone comments on that, I did in fact say vampires, not sparkling pussies whose only real connection to actual vampires is the fact that they drink blood.
Every type of vampire is just as stupid and implausible as the next. Believing in a "real" vampire is not any better than believing in a Twilight vampire. Not saying I think you are crazy, I'm just saying you're not any better than a person who believes in a Twilight vampire, as you seem to suggest.
 

SnootyEnglishman

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Punch your friend in the face and then tell him or her to go read Bram Stoker's Dracula and learn about actual vampires.
 

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DarkPanda XIII said:
Kouen said:
Vampires dont sparkle in daylight they go poof in flames >.<

that outta the way, they probably got far too drawn into the book. they will snap outta it eventually
Here here!!

But really, no, vampires don't exist. The area of Romania take insult to Dracula being the head Vampire, as I found out recently he's a true hero for the country. Any of those outspoken things about him weren't real, and the real ones were things that everybody else did.

Anybody that calls themselves vampires in this day and age are the ones who wear more of a gothic outfit and drinks blood, but they are still living and still human.
Yep, his name was Vlad or Vlad 'The Impaler'. What made him sadistic was that he would impale his enemies on large spikes and he would even eat his meals next to the dead bodies.
 

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maddawg IAJI said:
There are people who believe ghosts exist. There are some who believe that Werewolves exist. We even have millions of people who believe in gods and godesses. Let him believe what he wants. Who cares if it is wierd?
Spot on. Some people have weird beliefs, it doesn't mean it's a certain book/movie taken too far. Twilight is indeed horrible, and it's drawn in millions of teen girls, but the casual belief that vampires are real isn't necessarily harmful. It's when people get obsessed over the idea, like religious extremists or the like, that it becomes harmful.
 

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Nope, you just hate it because its cool to hate it.

The books are quite entertaining, and without the Twilight series, there wouldn't be Twilight Rifftrax.

QQ because someone is making money on a basically untapped market.
Holy crap. Someone else had the same reaction to the hatred of Twilight. I... I don't know what to say.

I never ready the books, because I'm not a big fan of the premise, and because I didn't like high school drama when I was in high school. But I get why they're popular.
 

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I'm sorry but I can't take you seriously as a critic of literature simply because you're unable to spell correctly.
 

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OOOO look at the sparkely vampires OOOOO! BULL****!!! shouln't have made it past first fagity movie.

i mean realy? VAMPIRES??? come on even if they were real i doubt they'd look or act they way twifags portey them.
 

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As has been said people have believed in Vampires for years. I doubt Twilight will cause an upsurge in this despite it's popularity. Then again, people are gullible idiots sometimes.

On a related note tomorrow is TWILIGHT SPECTACULAR! at the cinema where I work, and guess whose shift it is! There is going to be a costume contest. An honest to god Twilight costume contest. You could walk off the street and win the bloody thing. I intend to win with my Team Edward James Olmos T-Shirt:
<img height=200>http://www.toplessrobot.com/hijinks-ensue-edward-james-olmos-twilight-shirt-2.jpg
and silver bullet pendant.
 

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It's funny you should mention this, and I'll explain why.

I'm a student at Temple University. The other day I was sitting in the computer lab and across from me at another table were a group of students who all seemed to be chatting with each other like they were good friends. The group consisted of one guy and two girls. One of the girls happened to be wearing a Twilight shirt. While I didn't catch all of their conversation, at first it seemed they were discussing a project they were working on. The project had something to do with science. SOMEHOW it came to the point, and I'm not kidding you here, where the girl wearing the Twilight shirt was trying to explain why she thinks vampires would sparkle. From a scientific perspective, that is. I wish I could detail their discussion further but I was only able to hear bits and pieces of their conversation. However the conversation ended with the guy telling the girl that the discussion was a waste of time because vampires aren't real as there is no physical evidence to support their existence. The conversation ended with the girl shaking visibly and saying to the guy, "You don't know they aren't real! What if you met one?" Then she said she had to go and stormed out of the room. After she left the guy said to the remaining girl "that's the problem with those twilight movies and books; they make women hysterical."

Take from that situation what you will. I just found it interesting and thought it related well to the topic of the thread.

As for my personal opinion...well, as someone who absolutely loves fantasy to the point where I'm also a published fantasy author (only two short story excerpts published so far but it's a start, right?) working to make a career out of writing it, my views are a bit mixed. While I'll often lose myself fantasizing about enchanted lands or the discovery of dragons or supernatural abilities, I still recognize that fantasizing too much can be dangerous and stupid. For example, (not that we need one, BUT) if I was so set on the idea of marrying a hot elven princess that I completely removed myself from reality in the attempt to "find" said hot elven princess, I'd pretty much alienate and screw myself over for the rest of my life because my expectations were so high as a result of my fantasizing that I'd miss out on having a wonderful relationship with an actual real person. The same goes for Twilight as people who become infatuated with the romanticism and the character Edward in the novels become so obsessed with finding that "perfect" romantic figure that can only exist in a fantasy, in this case sparkly vampires, that they lose touch of the world around them to the point were they don't even acknowledge the wonderful relationships that they COULD have if they would just stop gushing over fake ones.
 

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It's "possible" in the way that anything else is "possible". There could be a secret shadow organization of vampires who've deliberately propped themselves up as well known fictional pop culture icons just to throw us off the scent. There could also be real fairies too. That no one has ever seen or documented any strong evidence of. Ever.

Or maybe your friend meant the "vampires" who go on Jerry Springer, because yes, they do exist, we just totally wish they didn't.

And, just to get this out of the way. Twilight is just the new Vampire Diaries is just a tween Vampire Chronicles, and honestly it probably goes further back then that. Bad novels written by sheltered women who have absolutely no concept of how human beings, especially men, act. None of this is new, no reason to suddenly start hating on it now.

- J
 

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MCDeltaT said:
Many people of all ages are impressionble to anything they see/hear/read. Personally i can't wait to see how the twilight series fag's up other classic horror creatures, like zombies.

"I won't eat your brains if you eat my LOVE"
Full Moon Musical! All singing and dancing crap of the world werewolfs with typical werewolf problems... hairs growing in places they didn't do before (like ears) or a sudden desire to sing at the moon
 

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Mad Stalin said:
This is the most retarded thing I've seen today... The books are shit and people who read them are full on retarded and know nothing of good literature. And obviously it's not cool to hate them seeing as they're more popular than god

that said you're probally trolling so ignore this post
Actually, I'm not trolling. I really did enjoy reading the books. Now, I am a huge sucker for any type of romance (I absolutely adored "I Love You, Beth Cooper), but the action (er... enticement that there would be action) really did keep me interested throughout the entire series.

Now, you say that because I read these books that I am "full on retarded and know nothing of good literature". I take offense to that as I actually love myself a good book. Though you would have no idea with your blatant prejudice, I am actually not mentally handicapped at all and am a rather smart person. I know that the writing was utter shit. It was difficult to read, at times, because of how childish the whole thing was. Yet, I kept reading. Want to know why? Its because, as bad of an author she may be, Stephanie Meyer (and I despise the fact that she and I share the same last name) knows how to write well enough to keep her readers intrigued. It almost felt as though I was reading Harry Potter for the first time. As much as I hate to admit it, I just couldn't put the books down.

I apologize for not going with the crowd and blindly spewing hate at these books, but I read them in order to justify my hate. Yes, I still do dislike the way she portrayed vampires. No, I do not think that she is the greatest writer of all time. But that is not at all to say that I did not enjoy reading the books.

EDIT: I apologize for that last comment I just edited out. It hasn't been the best of days for me and I'm afraid I took a little of my frustration out on you.

Seldon2639 said:
Holy crap. Someone else had the same reaction to the hatred of Twilight. I... I don't know what to say.

I never ready the books, because I'm not a big fan of the premise, and because I didn't like high school drama when I was in high school. But I get why they're popular.
Does this mean that you agree with me? Holyshithighfive!
 

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Quaxar said:
MCDeltaT said:
Many people of all ages are impressionble to anything they see/hear/read. Personally i can't wait to see how the twilight series fag's up other classic horror creatures, like zombies.

"I won't eat your brains if you eat my LOVE"
Full Moon Musical! All singing and dancing crap of the world werewolfs with typical werewolf problems... hairs growing in places they didn't do before (like ears) or a sudden desire to sing at the moon
And Frankenstein's Monster makes a guest appearence to sing his romantic love ballad "Sewn Together, Torn Apart"