U.S. Government Proposes "Internet Kill Switch"

Chase Yojimbo

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Porn as we know it will be completely deleted... I cannot allow this to happen, i don't have the balls to ask a girl out and have sex with her. god help us.
 

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TheTurtleMan said:
Does anyone seriously think that this bill is some sort of government plot for power that was all agreed upon by the president and the rest of the senators? Because if you do then you are fucking stupid. This was just one crazy senator that everyone in our country hates in the first place. What if some representative in Britain pushed for a bill that orders everyone over two hundred pounds to go to a work camp? The blame wouldn't fall on the country, just the crazy assclown who proposed the bill.

Also, why do people cry about losing freedom when being able to propose such an absurd bill only shows how much freedom America gives and people take advantage of. Maybe most of you should have read the whole article and come up with something better than a kindergardeners interpretation of while the American government is full of shit.
I bet you are one of those people that thinks we are in iraq to fight the "terrorists" and find "osama bin laden" and not to make a bunch of white guys rich from oil and the sale of military supplies to the government.

I bet you also think it's ok that if you are labeled a "terrorist" by the government that they can hold you as long as they want, even without proof, and deny you a fair trial.

I could go on and on about how the government is taking away our freedoms legally because people with no brains did nothing, but I wont.

Bottom line is, the internet is a powerful tool that should not be allowed to have an off switch.
 

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Andy Chalk said:
"We cannot afford to wait for a cyber-9/11 before our government realizes the importance of protecting our cyber-resources," said bill co-sponsor Senator Susan Collins [http://collins.senate.gov/public/].
...That is the single most retarded thing I've ever heard a politician say about the internet. Not counting anything by Sarah Palin. But still, holy hell these people are our representatives in government!

Also, I want the word 'cyber' stricken from the English language. And anyone who uses it will be given the death penalty.

For that matter, I'm sick of them saying 'This will be the next 9/11!' about every minor security threat. 9/11 is not some tool to try and crowbar in half-baked security reforms, people! This reminds me of how politicians compared everything to communism to avoid socializing any more public services.
 

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kjh242 said:
Well, think about it. If you make more security, hackers will find new ways in. close those, they'll find more. Hackers get into the pentagon's network, suddenly the world has thousands of nuclear missiles aimed at it by a fat sweaty geek who lives in his mom's basement. wouldn't it be nice to have a killswitch then? or maybe some pet uber-virus gets loose. sure, the idea needs refining, but it could potentially be very helpful.
It's more refering to power grids, telecoms, water treatment plants etc. missile computers arn't sporting the latest version of IE or firefox, much less hooked up to any intra or internet, if this were so, Chinese hackers probably would have already blown our shit up.
 

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That would be an immense amount of power in a single button along with the fact that it's international thing not just America
 

Kwaren

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If my internet was shut of my the government I would be grabbing my pitchfork and torch to be sure!
 

tkioz

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and people say us Australian's have it bad with that filter no-body wants, at least they aren't talking about giving someone discretionary power to shut down huge chunks of the 'net.

So much for the land of the free and all that jazz.
 

BloodyThoughts

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Fuck...
The US Government.
Just...
No. This is stupidity beyond stupidity. Is there ever even a time where the Internet would have to be shut off, or it just them slapping us in the face with their massive cocks, while laughing at us?

And like Jack and Calumon said, would there be any warning, or would it just be "Ha Ha! We are shutting off your precious internet noobsz! Go outside! HA!!!!1!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!ONEONE!!!"?
 

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Oh great. This could easily be solved by pulling the plug on their own servers. I don't see why I can't use the web even though some terrorist is hacking into the national database. If it's electronical, there's a plug to it. Or batteries. But either way, you can shut it off without having to screw with the rest of us.

GrinningManiac said:
HA! Loving the mocking, Mr. Chalk. Cyber-this and Cyber-that

Mr. Government,
[/i]You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means[/i]

OT: Is this just for the US? Cus I'm questioning why they would have any right to turn off British internet, considering A) They HAVE no right and B) We technically invented it
Al Gore's gonna sue you so bad now.
 

Arthious

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I think they should pass the bill. That way 4Chan can hijack it and take its rightful place as our internet overlords!! :p
 

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TheRightToArmBears said:
I think what Congress is trying to do is have the option for the ultimate final dam, as it were.

If some aspect of the government's internet security was compromised, and every conventional measure had been attempted, they want to be able to fall back on this if they have to.
 

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Jack and Calumon said:
Wait.... What? A kill switch? Would there be warning beforehand or would we just be told "We're Turning off your Internetz! HA!"

Actually, part of me hopes they don't give out a warning, like if someone is watching a *Ahem* certain Genre of video and just as it actually starts doing what *ahem* it promises... BOOM! You have no internet!

Calumon: I hope this doesn't catch on.
you should hope so Caluamon your a digimon so well...
 

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El Poncho said:
Ofcourse because when people are panicing having no internet will make it better.
Yeah, also, I wonder what would happen afterwards. Say that the gov't decided to go completely loco and start attacking the citizens. I know that's unlikely but hear me out. We wouldn't really be able to cry out for help from foreign countries or even inform them the way that those citizens in the middle east show what is happening to them for fighting over voting. It seems unsafe. (Yeah, I realize many of you wouldn't care.)
 

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GrinningManiac said:
HA! Loving the mocking, Mr. Chalk. Cyber-this and Cyber-that

Mr. Government,
[/i]You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means[/i]

OT: Is this just for the US? Cus I'm questioning why they would have any right to turn off British internet, considering A) They HAVE no right and B) We technically invented it
Al Gore is American, not British. =P