Another Moment from the Madness of Ubisoft
Goon 1: Don't zeees Pirates make you so angry, non?
Goon 2: Oui, mon frere. It just makes my blood boil how even a TINY NUMBER of these pirates sink they can get our GAMES FOR FREE
Goon 1: Haw haw haw, isn't it a good sing zat we got this INCREDIBLY RESTRICTIVE DRM even though it is making our legitimate customers suffer ze most... sough, they suffer so much, what should we do to placate the masses?
Goon 2: Ahuuu, c'est simple, we give sem FREE GAMES!
Goon 1: Ahh perfect mon frere, we can justify our DRM campaign of PREVENTING PIRATES GETTING FREE COPIES OF OUR GAMES by the simply act of handing out FREE COPIES OF OUR GAMES!
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Madness ladies and gentlemen... pure corporate psychosis. They have completely lost track of any original purpose of any Piracy Fighting aims and just trying to justify their own existence.
Goon 1: Don't zeees Pirates make you so angry, non?
Goon 2: Oui, mon frere. It just makes my blood boil how even a TINY NUMBER of these pirates sink they can get our GAMES FOR FREE
Goon 1: Haw haw haw, isn't it a good sing zat we got this INCREDIBLY RESTRICTIVE DRM even though it is making our legitimate customers suffer ze most... sough, they suffer so much, what should we do to placate the masses?
Goon 2: Ahuuu, c'est simple, we give sem FREE GAMES!
Goon 1: Ahh perfect mon frere, we can justify our DRM campaign of PREVENTING PIRATES GETTING FREE COPIES OF OUR GAMES by the simply act of handing out FREE COPIES OF OUR GAMES!
...
Madness ladies and gentlemen... pure corporate psychosis. They have completely lost track of any original purpose of any Piracy Fighting aims and just trying to justify their own existence.