Y'know, I wonder if the userbase of this message board was significantly less than 70% male [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.852520-Poll-Gender-Identity], there'd be significantly less claims and patting each other's backs about their views that every person that asks for diversity is some caricature of a coffee shop blogger halfway between a martyr and a tyrant.
Well, we can play it that way. Here's a list of summarized beliefs I've seen actually typed by people over the course of this discussion across the internet, with the spots filled in as to simulate the types of things that could possibly serve as proof:
"Hey, they made this one game character on the Vita a girl and you can pick them in some multiplayer modes in a few other games! Sexism is over!"
"If they make one female character, the workload on the entire game would be doubled, because they would have to create an entire female population next to the already existing male population! And if their workload was doubled, they couldn't afford to make this game that they are producing across more than three studios and will do so up to twice a year while selling enough copies to continue doing this."
"All these not bystander NPCs in various Assassin's Creed games are female. That makes what, like eight of them out of the rest of the characters? That should be enough right? They don't need lines or anything, just being there assures me that they exist."
"Most of history's greatest figures were men anyway, so trying to include women would be shoehorning in unimportant people. It's not like women made up a significant portion of the population back then. Who's even heard of important women? Certainly not the important men who wrote all the history books, and I trust their judgment."
"Making female characters would automatically ruin the game or character because most of the good games have male leads, and it'd be forcing the game to be worse because games with female leads have been pretty mixed results. This has nothing to do with the game industry employees being mostly comprised of men, and even more of the majority taking key spots in leadership."
"Playing as a female would ruin my immersion, because I'm not female, or having a female character exist in any context other than shopping for shoes or cooking would shatter my suspension of disbelief."
"Including a female character, even as a faceless co-op skin that doesn't talk and is never seen as the main character from any of the player's viewpoints, would force them to have to rewrite the entire game because the lead is a male and they didn't account for things like malls and tampons."
"Game development is hard, so we should take everything they say at face value, regardless of how many times that company has lied before, and is even lying now, in an article next to the one we are commenting on, as long as we adamantly agree with this viewpoint without any actual evidence."
"Look, the guy says he works with lots of women. Binders of them, even. They must agree with him."
"Anybody that claims that we need more diversity in games is not actually a real person. We will prove that all their complaints are just loud shouting and gain undue representation in the media, by filling message boards with disagreement and creating entire websites, videos, and even flash games just to demonstrate how underrepresented our viewpoint is. We have a third of our task force targeting one Youtube channel."
"They're just making the games that the majority of their players who just happen to be male want to play, so they make games that happen to have mostly male leads. Why should they listen to people we believe are fake?"
"They shouldn't have to pander to the mass market (and by that I mean people who aren't me or agree with me, which are certainly the persecuted minority) just because they think something's wrong with their games. If they did that, their games would surely be lowered in quality as a result. Why should they have to change? They're perfect as they are now!"
"Women animations work differently from men animations. Think of how they would have to make their legs bend in the opposite direction, or how many rigs they'd have to build of stripper pole interactions alone. That would also decrease the frame rate. I can tell the difference right off the bat while viewing the character from behind in all of the games made recently that have women, which are enough to make this distinction."
"All of the women hitboxes would have to be smaller, and that would give them an unfair advantage compared to the heavily built men featured regularly in Assassin's Creed. Maybe we can just make their hips and chest larger to compensate."
"If the main character was a woman, the entire game would have to be different because women don't start out with their own self agency like men do. We would have to spend the entire game pointing out all the differences between this character and our male characters, and nobody likes to play through the parts where we explicitly show past discrimination, which doesn't happen today, because it's boring. Guys like Master Chief are automatically awesome and capable of doing anything and nobody questions his ability, unlike women, who can still be rendered helpless regardless of where they are in their personal development, if that happens at all before somebody beats them up and/or removes their clothes and they need to get revenge to regain their innocence. Also, they have feelings and squishy parts and that makes everything weird. Nobody likes female characters."
"Most women play games in the segments that we don't consider to actually be games, so therefore no women will ever play the games we do consider to be games and their opinions will not matter."
"Making a character a woman more than once in ten years would cheapen everything else that was ever made, like when an artist decides to use a different color one day and art instantly becomes trite and useless simply because that color would be the only color in the painting and we would be forced to look at every one of them for hours. Soon all art would be this new color and we would never have art done with the old color ever again."
"Just because most of their characters are men doesn't mean that all of them are really similar to each other, because underneath the nearly identical outfits and animations, some of them are different colors, if you squint hard at the face concealed by a hood. This also isn't extremely boring and repetitive. Which putting women in games would be, because we can tell underneath that outfit."
"Realistically, not many women have been assassins, or could be assassins, because they're women, and I think the really large breasts that most women have would just get in the way. Oh, that one lady who was a famous assassin during the French Revolution? She just stabbed some guy in a bathtub and the rest of it was played up by the newspapers. That would be boring if they actually put that in the game. It's not like Ubisoft could spice it up because that would be lying or something. Just look at the previous Assassin's Creed, that was pretty realistic (like the entire series) and they didn't need women to do that."
"Also, there weren't that many women in the French Revolution in general."
"I am threatened by the suggestion that anything I think could ever be wrong, and my friends agree so it must be true that I am not wrong."
"Most of the people who disagree with us are just white knight social justice brony bloggers who are doing this in the hopes that they will have the moral high ground by saying these things, which totally doesn't work compared to when I speak the whole truth that everything is fine concerning equality, which makes me much better than you. I didn't even think this was worth discussing, but since you're so wrong, I decided to post on this thread for an entire day just to prove how pointless this is."
"When I ask my many, many female friends about the situation, they didn't care when I positioned the question out of context and downplayed anything that might make me look wrong."
"Why do these people keep attacking me and my friends, and I do mean specifically me and my friends because that is what the conversation is clearly about, when I, and by extension everybody I agree with, have never done anything to them based on my total world experience which must match everybody elses? They are just blaming all of us for the actions of a very small few number of people in the history of humanity, and most of those were probably women lying about it."
"Everybody that disagrees with us must hate us as far as we can tell, which also makes them wrong. That is why we hate them."