Dear Ubisoft,
hi, how're you doing? I'm great, thank you for asking! Now then, there is something I wanted to discuss with you. You see, I happen to own a gaming PC, and a fairly high end one at that. Admittedly, it was more of a coincidence that I ended up with such a tiny god sitting on the desk next to me! Silly me, I just needed a fast CPU (well, plural of course, who only runs 4 cores these days?) for study related things, but as I was putting everything together, I thought to myself: "you know, 8gb of RAM sure sounds tempting, and that ATI 6950...hmm...I'd be a fool not to buy it!" So this is how I ended up with Moneypit, my darling PC. While creating Moneypit, I pondered how I would fill its 1tb hdd. Porn? Well, maybe when my 250gb external overflows...some time around next Monday at the latest, probably. Movies? Well, not really my thing. Music? Why, when the internet has it all legally on places like Pandora (well, not here in Germany, thanks to some fuckhead organization, but I digress)! Programs and data? Well, that doesn't take up a whole lot of space. So, my poor hdd is starving for data, what should I feed it? Games? Why, of course! Skyrim...oh, how many hours I sank into you! And Civilization, Minecraft, Morrowind, Deus Ex, etc. But, alas, I see no Ubisoft games in my library. You see, I am a bit apprehensive about your always online DRM. I've had to live with shitty mobile internet for the better part of two months, and it really struck me how unfeasible such a thing is for people in my situation. Therefore I avoided your games. I admit, that Assassin's Greed thing piqued my interest, and Anno 2070 has as well. But alas, instead of trying to accommodate little old me (and Moneypit's amazing storage!), and what little spare change this poor grad student has left, you instead insult me, and people like me. Why? We like your games, some more than others, but we always resented the DRM and horrid treatment you gave us. So tell me, why should I buy YOUR products? I feel like arguing with a crazy homelss person (apologies to hobos everywhere, you're alright), who spits in my face after I gave him the change he asked for. Why, tell me why should I give crazy-hobo-you any more change?
Sincerely,
thethingthatlurks
Avid PC gamer