UFC Fighter Learned "Cool Moves" From Tekken

[Dr.Awkward]

I smell a UFC X Tekken approaching...

 

[IllumInaTIma]

Good thing he didn't try to copy Yoshimitsu. Imagine headlines "Fighter stabs himself to death on a ring"

I would be impressed if he was able to levitate by crossing his legs, sitting and spinning really fast from some unknown force.

But yeah, stabbing oneself might be a bit extreme. If you connected with that move wouldn't it take off about 50% of the max health bar?

Or regenerate himself while making some suggestive masturbation hand movements...

I guess so, but it would hurt enemy even more, and if you manage to kill both yourself and enemy with that move that would count as your victory, not a draw.

 

[YingDerpington]

Yeah that was probably it,

Yep, that was exactly how the first fight with Chael Sonnen went down. I remember watching that and thinking he was really, really lucky to get away with the win. FWIW they had a rematch last year and Silva beat Sonnen convincingly. Also after their first match Sonnen returned a performance-enhancing drug sample that was murky at best, and it turned out that Silva had taken the fight with a cracked rib.

And there we have it folks! Does anyone need more convincing that Anderson Silva has this universes plot armour of equal strength to batmans? He is clearly not human.