pimppeter2 said:
Here it is
I am Pimppeter2, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...
Haha, you got ninja'd pretty badly there

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Anyway, Hi, and welcome to the Escapist. Mind the bodies under the staircase, I've been going onto Max about those for half a year now. He swears blind they aren't his, he said he's alrady eaten his bodies, but frankly I don't believe him. Sadly one of those bodies is George, our friendly troll, who succumbed to Swine Flu after he caught it when sodomizing a wild boar. Apparently the boar had no complaints. But regardless, someone needs to clear those bodies away, and it ain't gonna be me. I had enough trouble clearing the kitchen of cake after that last "Where is Portal 2???" thread, and I'm NOT doing that again anytime soon. We should probably hire Morgan from LoadingReadyRun to clean this place sometime, it needs a damn good scrub... What were we talking about again?
Oh yeah, welcome to the Escapist, OP. Enjoy your stay and don't get into trouble.
The Escapist. It's Safer Here.