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lewism247

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cernik said:
I've been going to this site ever since I saw a Zero Punctuation review on G4, so I figured I should at least make an account,
so if you guys don't mind telling me the basic stuff I need to know about the site that would be great, like what to say and what NOT to say etc, thanks
Hey man

Basically,don't be a dick and you'll be fine.My advice,start talking to some people and get some friends,it will make your stay a lot more enjoyable.Join a group or 2 and have fun.

Oh!

and don't piss of Max the reaper
 

maddawg IAJI

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First off, welcome to the Escapist. It is highly suggested that you take a look at the forum rules and guidelines (found above in all forums on the site). If you follow the rules listed then you should have no trouble around here.

Secondly, enjoy your stay here. We hope to see more of you here and hope you can stay and become a welcomed member of the community.


[HEADING=2]-Sincerly The Escapist welcoming commitee[/HEADING]
 

Jamienra

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i feel like i missed out in not making a "hello" thread ¬¬

HI!! hope you like the escapist. personally i think its excellent :D
 

OmegaXIII

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How-de-do good sir/madame, nice to see someone try to ease themselves in gently rather than go in all guns a blazing proclaiming how the Wiistation 360 is the paragon of teh hardcorz. Consider yourself friended, that should get you off the ground :)

And as everyone has already said at length, check the forum guidelines, everything you need to know is there in plain English.
 

Ibanez887

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cernik said:
Ibanez887 said:
Welcome to the escapist bro
Try not to troll, dont post flame-bait, and dont clog up the forums with totally useless shit
don't worry, I only troll sites I hate, I love this site, I just figured it would be nice to start posting
Ok, cool Im sure we'll get along then
 

ma55ter_fett

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while sucking an a mini candy cane i managed to impair my tongue on it's sugary goodness... I'm bleeding...

if you must use coarse language use it in a creative fashion

ALSO people have a thing about CAPS LOCK CRUISING they really don't like it

from here on out you are a Firefly fan, if you have no idea what that show was about go rent or buy it and watch it through several times.

If MS Word says it a word then it is a word
 

Trivun

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pimppeter2 said:
Here it is

I am Pimppeter2, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...
Haha, you got ninja'd pretty badly there :D.

Anyway, Hi, and welcome to the Escapist. Mind the bodies under the staircase, I've been going onto Max about those for half a year now. He swears blind they aren't his, he said he's alrady eaten his bodies, but frankly I don't believe him. Sadly one of those bodies is George, our friendly troll, who succumbed to Swine Flu after he caught it when sodomizing a wild boar. Apparently the boar had no complaints. But regardless, someone needs to clear those bodies away, and it ain't gonna be me. I had enough trouble clearing the kitchen of cake after that last "Where is Portal 2???" thread, and I'm NOT doing that again anytime soon. We should probably hire Morgan from LoadingReadyRun to clean this place sometime, it needs a damn good scrub... What were we talking about again?

Oh yeah, welcome to the Escapist, OP. Enjoy your stay and don't get into trouble.

The Escapist. It's Safer Here.
 

cernik

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OmegaXIII said:
rather than go in all guns a blazing proclaiming how the Wiistation 360 is the paragon of teh hardcorz.
BUT...BUT.... IT IS SUP4R 1337!
 

Souplex

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Xandus117 said:
Souplex said:
Welcome to the Escapist! Learn the following and you will be fine:
I am god here.
How odd, considering that I've never heard of you.
I have never heard of you either. I think we have somehow always been at different threads at different times.
 

cernik

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pimppeter2 said:
Sorry to be the one to point it out, but I think someone already has that Avatar. I suggest switching.
what? someone beat me to courage wolf?
 

RanD00M

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cernik said:
I've been going to this site ever since I saw a Zero Punctuation review on G4, so I figured I should at least make an account,
so if you guys don't mind telling me the basic stuff I need to know about the site that would be great, like what to say and what NOT to say etc, thanks
Alright.Hi,get in that corner or THE CENTAUR GETS IT...We here on the Escapist make allot of jokes.And most of them suck.Well at least mine suck.
 

Pimppeter2

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cernik said:
pimppeter2 said:
Sorry to be the one to point it out, but I think someone already has that Avatar. I suggest switching.
what? someone beat me to courage wolf?
Yes, though the name evades me.

HERE [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.126329?page=1]s a great thread where you can request an avatar design and someone will make it for you. They have lots of talent.
 

omega 616

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Hi, before you post ANY thread, type it in the search bar, you don't want to see what happens when you don't ... Scary things happen.
 

cernik

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Gfan_00 said:
You've already made your first mistake in posting this thread. You should've just read the posting guidelines, but now you've gone and made me dislike you a bit.
Well I'm very sorry about that
 

revjay

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If anyone offers you candy and a ride in their van just say no. Now here take this candy and hop in the back of my.. station wagon.