uh... Hi everyone

[AkJay]

What about dem Lady GaGas?

Sir, I will kill you where you stand with my OWN BARE HANDS!

(I hate "dem Lady GaGas)

 

[Comma-Kazie]

Welcome to the Escapist!

 

[Vrex360]

Welcome to the Escapist, we are a nice and happy community. A few basic pointers are to use the Search Bar, not to troll and to observe the rules and generally work to make this a good community for everyone. Also try to avoid making topics that are going to cause flame wars, for instance 'Halo' is a really good way to start arguments to this day and besides it's sort of my job to show up on threads like that to vocalise the 'pro' Halo stance and I got to admit sometimes it's a bit of a drag.
But still, welcome to the escapist. I reckon you are going to be happy here.

 

[The Hairminator]

Welcome to the escapist.
Read the rules and have your obligatory cookie.

Enjoy it. It's the only one you're gonna get from me.

 

[Contun]

Just stick with me, everyone here looks up to me as their hero and mentor....

[small]I wish that this wasn't sarcasm...[/small]

 

[Cmwissy]

Being constructive is praised here - Don't put comments on Zero punctuation videos such as

'nice'
'been lookin forward too'
'first'

Everyone here is opinionated; and we're proud

 

[The Hairminator]

Just stick with me, everyone here looks up to me as their hero and mentor....

[small]I wish that this wasn't sarcasm...[/small]

Yeah.. who are you again?

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!
Don't get bogged down by rules, man. That's what the man wants. Here we only have one rule: there are no rules. Actually there are some other rules. Rule 1: Don't talk about The Escapist; Rule 2: Don't talk about the Escapist; Rule 3: Make lots of references to games and movies so that you can both amuse and baffle different people in one post; Rule 4: Enjoy!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Use proper spelling, punctuation, and capitalization. We may be in the internet, but we're still civilized.

 

[Marik2]

I've been going to this site ever since I saw a Zero Punctuation review on G4, so I figured I should at least make an account,
so if you guys don't mind telling me the basic stuff I need to know about the site that would be great, like what to say and what NOT to say etc, thanks

lol I came here for the same reason I'm still new to forums and internet slang

 

[Danpascooch]

Hi

 

[Contun]

Just stick with me, everyone here looks up to me as their hero and mentor....

[small]I wish that this wasn't sarcasm...[/small]

Yeah.. who are you again?

I'm Contun, silly...

And I never got a obligatory cookie, what gives?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I've got four words. Read the bloody guidelines. How the hell does so many miss that when you enter the forum?

 

[The Hairminator]

Just stick with me, everyone here looks up to me as their hero and mentor....

[small]I wish that this wasn't sarcasm...[/small]

Yeah.. who are you again?

I'm Contun, silly...

And I never got a obligatory cookie, what gives?

You don't need a cookie, your internet ego is big enough as it is
[small]I kid![/small]

 

[DuplicateValue]

I feel everyone else has covered things, so all I have to say to you is "Hello and welcome and all that..."

May your stay be long - but only if you deserve it.


Edit: I can't believe I forgot your welcome cookie!

Spoiler: Slightly damaged, but oh so very tasty.

 

[SteakHeart]

Keeping with the speech trend...

Our so called "leaders" have prostituted us to the trolls. They took out honor, our lives, our economies...

Yeah, that's all I can remember. All you really need to know is this: respect the mods, and you shall be safe. Welcome to hell The Escapist.

 

[The Hairminator]

I feel everyone else has covered things, so all I have to say to you is "Hello and welcome and all that..."

May your stay be long - but only if you deserve it.

You forgot to give a cookie.
Shame on you!

 

[DuplicateValue]

I feel everyone else has covered things, so all I have to say to you is "Hello and welcome and all that..."

May your stay be long - but only if you deserve it.

You forgot to give a cookie.
Shame on you!

Oh how rude of me, I'm off to edit it now.
I'm so ashamed.

 

[CompanionCube]

Here it is

I am Pimppeter2, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...

Is this the Escapist internetational oath?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Here it is

I am Pimppeter2, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...

Is this the Escapist internetational oath?

Its just one of many welcome speeches that are frequently used