Ultimate badass team.

Texas Joker 52

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Alright, I'll bite:

Leader: Malcolm Reynolds, from Firefly. The Battle of Serenity Valley was a fluke: He didn't have the team right below him.

Heavy Weapons: Jayne, from Firefly. I think this time, he can bring all the grenades he wants. Oh, and make sure he brings Viera.

Stealth: Kasumi Goto, from Mass Effect. Shes the greatest thief in the galaxy, and if you could make infiltration look as easy as her, then you would be here instead.

Sniper: Cougar, from The Losers. Doesn't talk much. Doesn't need to.

Close Quarters: Emile, from Halo: Reach. Kukri and a Shotgun? I believe that that's everything you need to know.

Medic: Simon Tam, from Firefly. Given the amount of shit the Firefly crew has gone through, he might be able to keep up with the 'new crew'. Then again, considering all of THEIR wounds, his work may be cut out for him.

Air support: Joker/EDI from Mass Effect. A pilot genius and an extremely advanced AI in control of an experimental stealth Frigate, upgraded to have weapons, armor, and barriers to put it on par with much larger ships. Plus, the new Alliance Normandy has a lounge.

Tech specialist: Legion, from Mass Effect. Because if you have to deal with Tech, you might as well bring a badass robot along for the ride.

Wild card: Jenson, from The Losers. You don't get more unpredictable than infiltrating a business by singing Don't Stop Believing, and getting away by pretending to be a 'dangerous telekinetic'.
 

JordanXlord

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Jimmy T. Malice said:
Leader: Commander Shepard (Mass Effect). Because everyone blindly obeys HIM/HER and stuff.
Heavy Weapons: Fawkes (Fallout 3)
Stealth: Lily (Fallout New Vegas)
Sniper: The End (Metal Gear Solid 3)
Close Quarters: Farkas (TES V: Skyrim)
Medic: The Medic (TF2). Because he's awesome.
Air support: Joker (Mass Effect)
Tech specialist: Tali (Mass Effect)
Wild card: Rico (Just Cause)
Fixed it for you
 

Mighty Lighty

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Leader:Ramirez
Heavy Weapons:Ramirez
Stealth:Ramirez
Sniper:Ramirez
Close Quarters:Metaknight
Medic:Ramirez
Air support:Ramirez
Tech specialist:Ramirez
Wild card:Ramirez
 
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Wild card damn it! Wild card. They wouldn't expect zoidburg.
They'd expect a Japanese Sun Goddess even less...
Japanese Sun Goddess...Why not Zoidburg.
You have Zoidberg if you love him so much :D
Nah. We have me...what's not to like. ^_^
Storm Shaun?

Why not Zoidberg?
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He's my manager. -.-

Which is awesome!
Your group is run by Zoidberg?

Good luck with that :D
Excuse me! I would like to hear who your manager is!?

Our manager would mooch the hell outta you!
Don't think so.

The Major would throat punch him so hard that this will happen.


[sub]Zoidberg is the slinky...[/sub]
She's your manager...Fufufu. Don't make me laugh. Most of her belongings would be gone by the time Zoidburg gets through with her.

^_^
Oh no, she's not the manager.

She just likes to punch people in the throat.

The manager is a secret...
That's unfair.

TELL US OR YOU AND YOUR BROVENGERS ARE DEAD! Like toast in the face dead.


You can try to beat us.

You can try
I already did...


But nothing is happening in the faction battle so...I assume that we all LOSE!

OT:
Leader: Myself of course!
Heavy Weapons: Liberty Prime
Stealth: Agent 47
Sniper: Hawkeye
Close Quarters: Kratos
Air Support: Iron Man
Tech Specialist: The Doctor
Wild Card: Dr. Manhatten
 

Richardplex

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Leader: Female Shepard

She can fire ALL the weapons
Stealth: Sam Fisher.

His arrow is a freaking sword.

Her sword is invisible, good luck dealing with that

A healer who can continue fighting without his heart
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He has all the weapons. And a spaceship

He made a timemachine out of a microwave. And then spent 15 years collaborating with alternate timelines to middlefinger fate. Also has a rediculous amount of willpower to keep his sanity after such a groundhog day
Wild Card: Garrus Vakarian. Because there's no Shepard without Vakarian.

Basically, all my team are incredibly Gar.
 

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Wild card damn it! Wild card. They wouldn't expect zoidburg.
They'd expect a Japanese Sun Goddess even less...
Japanese Sun Goddess...Why not Zoidburg.
You have Zoidberg if you love him so much :D
Nah. We have me...what's not to like. ^_^
Storm Shaun?

Why not Zoidberg?
.

He's my manager. -.-

Which is awesome!
Your group is run by Zoidberg?

Good luck with that :D
Excuse me! I would like to hear who your manager is!?

Our manager would mooch the hell outta you!
Don't think so.

The Major would throat punch him so hard that this will happen.

[sub]Zoidberg is the slinky...[/sub]
She's your manager...Fufufu. Don't make me laugh. Most of her belongings would be gone by the time Zoidburg gets through with her.

^_^
Oh no, she's not the manager.

She just likes to punch people in the throat.

The manager is a secret...
The Major already proves she's an effective leader, plus she can fill most other roles on her own. She also doesn't need to punch people in the throat, she would just make them punch themselves in the throat, ]or even kill their fellow comrades.



Leader: Major Kusanagi (GitS)
Heavy Weapons: A Tachikoma Think Tank (GitS)
Stealth: Garrett (Thief series)
Sniper: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS)
Close Quarters: Ziva David (NCIS)
Medic: The Necromancer (Diablo II)
Air support: Nyan Cat
Tech specialist: Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood)
Wild card: The Spanish Inquisition
 
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StormShaun said:
Let me see. I have a couple of people.

Leader: Jeremy from Pure Pwnage.
Heavy Weapons: The Boss. Saints Row.
Stealth: Sam Fisher....DUUUUUH!
Sniper: Kohta Hirano from High School of The Dead.
Close Quarters: My Skyrim Character.
Medic: Jesus...Or a medic from GTA. I mean reeeally those guys could heal anything...well not better then Jesus though.
Air support: Joker.
Tech specialist: Adam Jensen.
Wild card: Fallout 3 Protagonist. (Me/Jack of all trades)

I like that team. But I think it could be better though.

Daystar Clarion said:
Add Zoidburg...

DO IT!
teh_pwnerer could lead a team of handicapped babies against the Justice League of America and win without a single casualty.
 

woodaba

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Leader: Commander Shepard
Heavy Weapons: Doomguy
Stealth: Michael Thorton
Sniper: Agent 47
Close Quarters: The Kalach-Cha/Soul Eater
Medic: The Jedi Exile
Air support: Jock
Tech specialist: Adam Jensen
Wild card: The Courier
 
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Paradoxrifts

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Leader: Gandalf the White (LoTR)
Heavy Weapons: Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
Stealth: Elminster Aumar (Forgotten Realms)
Sniper: Raistlin Majere (Dragonlance)
Close Quarters: Urza Argive (Magic: The Gathering)
Medic: Dr. Strange (Marvel Universe)
Air support: Zantanna (DC Universe)
Tech specialist: Teclis (Warhammer)
Wild card: Harry Dresden(The Dresden Files)

Yeah, that looks about right.
 

Canadamus Prime

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I'd assemble the Akira Toriyama Dream Team:
Leader: Crono from Chrono Trigger
Heavy Weapons: Shu from Blue Dragon
Stealth: Zola from Blue Dragon
Sniper: Jessica from Dragon Quest VIII
Close Quarters: The Hero from Dragon Quest VIII
Medic: Dende from Dragon Ball Z
Tech Specialist: Lucca from Chrono Trigger
Wild Card: Goku from Dragon Ball Z

EDIT: Shit! I forgot air support!
Well Air Support would be the Hero from Dragon Quest IX with the Starlight Express.
 

Aetera

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Leader: Charles Foster Ofdensen from Metalocalypse. YES. He can handle anything.
Heavy Weapons: Does Illyria from Angel count as a heavy weapon? I think she should. I'd choose her for close quarters, but... Squirrel Girl.
Stealth: Mystique
Sniper: Garrus
Close Quarters: Squirrel Girl. Victory is now assured.
Medic: *insert any JRPG white mage with a giant Tony-Stark-Funded bag of mana potions here*
Air support: Iron Man
Tech specialist: The Doctor. No one else comes close.
Wild card: Deadpool. Really, for wild card? Who else could it be?
 

GonvilleBromhead

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Leader: Lieutenant-General Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart VC, KBE, CB, CMG, DSO

Heavy Weapons: Lt George Knowland VC


Stealth: Lieutenant-Colonel Colquhoun Grant

Sniper: Alikersantti Simo "The White Death" Hayha

Close Quarters: Lieutenant Colonel John "Mad Jack" Churchill DSO & Bar, MC & Bar

Rittmeister Manfred Freiherr von Richthofen "The Red Baron"

Medic: Captain Noel Chavasse, VC and Bar

Tech specialist: Nikola Tesla

Wild Card: B Company, 2nd Battalion, 24th (2nd Warwickshire) Regiment of Foot


Real people are just more badass than those in fiction
 

revjor

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Leader: Steve Rogers A.K.A. Captain Motherfucking America.
Heavy Weapons: Rocket Raccoon.
Stealth: Black Panther. T'challa specifically.
Sniper: Bullseye.
Close Quarters: Wolverine.
Medic: Aerith Gainsborough.
Air support: Iron Man.
Tech specialist: Mr. Fantastic.
Wild card: Wally West. Gotta have that speed.
 

JaceArveduin

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Leader: Jarlaxle (Legend of Drizzt)
Heavy Weapons: Scorch (Republic Commando)
Stealth: Will Treaty (Ranger's Apprentice)
Sniper: Sev (Republic Commando)
Close Quarters: Morgoth (Silmarillion)
Medic: Elrond (LotR)
Air support: Booster Terrik (Star Wars)
Tech specialist: Jaing (Republic Commando)
Wild card: Roran Stronghammer (Inheritance Cycle)
 

Mana Fiend

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Leader: Jean Luc Picard (Star Trek: TNG) - The ultimate leader, good at playing to each member's strengths.

Heavy Weapons: Ratchet (Ratchet and Clank) - Those heavy weapons are ideal for clinging around the battlefield. Plus he's quick and nimble, which a lot of heavy weapon specialists lack.

Stealth: Pod (Arrietty) - A tiny guy who can move around environments well. He's also less likely to get distracted than his daughter.

Sniper: The Sniper (Team Fortress 2) - It's in his name, it's obvious...

Close Quarters: Captain America (Marvel) - Great on his own or as part of a larger team. He'd also make an excellent field commander.

Medic: Estelle (Tales of Vesperia) - I wanted a healer from a jRPG, and Estelle's been trained by royal knights to top off her healing powers.

Air support: Fox (Star Fox) - Barrel rolls!

Tech specialist: Legion (Mass Effect) - He is tech, it makes him ideal.

Wild card: Deadpool (Marvel) - The ultimate wildcard. Plus... It's Deadpool!
 

Jedoro

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Leader: Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly
Heavy Weapons: Lone Wanderer, Fallout 3
Stealth: Adam Jensen, Deus Ex: HR
Sniper: Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect
Close Quarters: Courier Six, Fallout: NV
Medic: Dovahkiin, Skyrim
Air Support: William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
Tech Specialist: FemShep, Mass Effect
Wild Card: Me, because I'm not best for any other role