Ultimate Guide to Dating

[Outright Villainy]

I usually just stick to chloroform..... but that's just me. Also I'd have this song playing

Now that's going to be in my head all day. I love that song!
Ot: You forgot the part where you bring the lime. I guy's gotta be prepared!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

What was wrong with rohypnol and a sack? Stick to tradition man, stick to tradition.

 

[Hammer's Girl]

This sounds alarmingly like how I met my boyfriend. No sarcasm here.

 

[Oh That Dude]

What was wrong with rohypnol and a sack? Stick to tradition man, stick to tradition.

Bone club and a cave. That's real tradition.

 

[Galad]

That "guide" is assuming way too much to work.

 

[Bellvedere]

To me nothing says romance like getting shit faced drunk and passing out at their house. Don't leave until they agree to date you.

100% of the men I have dated did this.

 

[teutonicman]

I usually just stick to chloroform..... but that's just me. Also I'd have this song playing

Now that's going to be in my head all day. I love that song!
Ot: You forgot the part where you bring the lime. I guy's gotta be prepared!

These guys made a career out of solubilizing women's panties.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I think I saw someone try this the other day, and it worked!

He was talking to this girl, and she started to move her leg, but this guy walked in front of me and I couldn't see what happened.

Next thing I saw he was clutching his groin and screaming, before running away. What a lucky guy, she was a real looker!

 

[Jonluw]

Find out when she is ovulating, and at those times change your personality slightly to display the dark triads.

What? It's science. I think so at least; think I read about it in science illustrated.

 

[Lineoutt]

I think I saw someone try this the other day, and it worked!

He was talking to this girl, and she started to move her leg, but this guy walked in front of me and I couldn't see what happened.

Next thing I saw he was clutching his groin and screaming, before running away. What a lucky guy, she was a real looker!

Man! I'm so glad its spreading

 

[Ham_authority95]

Is this serious? Because if its a joke, its pretty funny.

If its serious though, I've found holding her at gun-point to be quicker( and more Illegal)

 

[DividedUnity]

Damn, you gave it up too early with that first sentence.


Anyway, you realise some poor guy isnt going to get the joke and is probably going to try this right? Theres always one.

 

[Diligent]

Sounds solid, but I'll stick to the ultimate pickup line involving one single easy step:
Step 1 - Drive up alongside a girl you fancy at night, roll down the window and say, "Hey there, want to just get in the car now? Because I'm going to follow you home anyway."
Done and done.

 

[yoyo13rom]

Damn, you gave it up too early with that first sentence.


Anyway, you realise some poor guy isnt going to get the joke and is probably going to try this right? Theres always one.

At first I was fooled into believing it's a real deal.
But then I read the steps and was like:"I booked marked this?!"

Lineoutt's Guide to Dating: Acquiring said date

I tip my hat to you fair lady(if you are in fact a woman).

 

[Lineoutt]

Damn, you gave it up too early with that first sentence.


Anyway, you realise some poor guy isnt going to get the joke and is probably going to try this right? Theres always one.

At first I was fooled into believing it's a real deal.
But then I read the steps and was like:"I booked marked this?!"

Lineoutt's Guide to Dating: Acquiring said date

I tip my hat to you fair lady(if you are in fact a woman).

Ahahahaha xD I'm glad the guide made its way onto a bookmark, and yes indeed I am of the female persuasion