Unconventional Weapons

[Pegghead]

Plug the blender in, jam it on the serial killers head, set to smoothie!

 

[ThreeWords]

Every single one of them.
I could probably kill you with a cell phone battery...

This.

I'm not only bloody vicious when angered, but I'm also ingenious when it comes to breaking stuff/people

There's several hundred objects in every room that are sharp enough, heavy enough, strong enough of well shaped enough to do someone a serious misery

 

[Borrowed Time]

I'd probably go all Riddick on the person with a tin cup. Yeah... In reality, pretty much anything. If it has any real reach, sharpness, pointiness or weight to it, it could be used.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

My textbooks are pretty heavy. Sucks that my school took to giving us the books in looseleaf now. I have to get my own binder and hope it fits...

For whatever reason, I see a screwdriver next to my laptop. Stab through the neck? I could strangle someone with my phone charger maybe.

 

[Latinidiot]

go Bourne style with a book, towel or razor knife.
but really, i'd probably berserk and rip you apart with my bare(not BEAR hands, i'm not american) hands

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Carving Knoife, Broom, My PS3 (v. heavy), My Sister...

 

[The Jono]

Pickaxe in the shed, printer, deodorant bottles, wide variety of knives in the kitchen and a stool.

 

[ironlordthemad]

old school bulky PS2 would do some serious damage so ill lob that first
then a tape recorder, the only thing bigger than a PS2 is a VCR

then i suppose im going to go L4D2 on someone's ass via a frying pan

if they are stll standing in going to my brute strength

 

[Ekonk]

Anything.

Although aerosol deodorant in combination with a lighter or a match still takes the cake for being ridiculously dangerous.

 

[Kid_Icarus55]

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Wrong! there are 1337 objects in an average living room that Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

 

[Ben Legend]

A water Bottle filled with water.

A key.

A paper... imagine paper cutting someone to death... =/

 

[BlackJack47]

I would use butter, defeat them with deliciousness

 

[Nickolai77]

At home there is a bread knife, and a hockey stick. You could probably crush someones skull if you hit them hard enough with it. At home i also posses a bow and about a dozen arrows... The bow however is not assembled, it would take me about a couple of minutes to set it up though.

 

[dark_taint92]

Well there alot of thing for me in my house to use. we have a machete on the top of the kitchen cupboards (no idea why its just there), i have a bass guitar in my room if some one can still come after me with that lodged in there face they deserved be able to kill me, i have a pool cue also very good for bludeoning, then i have the normal house items knives, computers, television, cabinets, drawers, doors(you cant beat killing some one with a door its great fun)

 

[captainwolfos]

A bag of frozen bread.

 

[captainwolfos]

Plug the blender in, jam it on the serial killers head, set to smoothie!

This probably wouldn't work for me; my blender doesn't work if the lid's not on. Though in that sense, hilarity could ensue by cutting the head off first.
Talk about overkill XD

 

[RanD00M]

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

But that has nothing to do with what YOU would use.


I would use the axe in my basement.It's an axe we use the cut down Christmas trees.

 

[blackfrancis567]

A bread knife. They sharp, long as hell, and serrated, so I can cut through someones arm!

Someone pulled one of them on a friend of mine before his instant reaction "What dya want toast or something?"

OT: My skeleton statue thing looks harmless but it hides a very sharp knife

 

[Sevre]

Aerosol their eyes! I wonder if that would work.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I've got a scythe in my shed... don't fear the reaper!