Uncreative porn parodies are taking on the big dogs. Star Wars.

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RanD00M said:
chaosyoshimage said:
This better have traps, I love me some traps...
I do too, but I don't think the mainste-.... Are you talking about Ackbar traps or internet traps?
Both, I love me some of the latter, but made the joke because of the former.
 

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chaosyoshimage said:
RanD00M said:
chaosyoshimage said:
This better have traps, I love me some traps...
I do too, but I don't think the mainste-.... Are you talking about Ackbar traps or internet traps?
Both, I love me some of the latter, but made the joke because of the former.
Well as I was about to say, I don't think the mainstream porn industry is all that ready for traps. Sure they have been breaking out recently, but they're still a far throw away from being "socially acceptable" in porn. That is we are talking more on the lines of Darktrap rather than Linetrap.
 

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Actually this looks awesome... and for those sexually squeamish, they sometimes have 'non-pornographic' versions of these too. Obviously it makes the movie a lot shorter but if you like corny B-movies then they're a laugh riot.

They way he says, "Pirates" in well... "Pirates" still makes me laugh.
 

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RanD00M said:
chaosyoshimage said:
RanD00M said:
chaosyoshimage said:
This better have traps, I love me some traps...
I do too, but I don't think the mainste-.... Are you talking about Ackbar traps or internet traps?
Both, I love me some of the latter, but made the joke because of the former.
Well as I was about to say, I don't think the mainstream porn industry is all that ready for traps. Sure they have been breaking out recently, but they're still a far throw away from being "socially acceptable" in porn. That is we are talking more on the lines of Darktrap rather than Linetrap.
Mainstream porn? Who watches that? Wait, that's what this is? Never mind, don't want. My porn either comes from Japan or some seedy German hotel room...
 

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chaosyoshimage said:
Mainstream porn? Who watches that? Wait, that's what this is? Never mind, don't want. My porn either comes from Japan or some seedy German hotel room...
Amateur is where the real dicks is at.
 

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RanD00M said:
chaosyoshimage said:
Mainstream porn? Who watches that? Wait, that's what this is? Never mind, don't want. My porn either comes from Japan or some seedy German hotel room...
Amateur is where the real dicks is at.
True that, can never count out the amateur stuff.
 

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Kendarik said:
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I'm amazed it took them this long to parody Star Wars.
This is by no means the first time its been done.
I thought so. Rule 34 and all, plus Star Wars is so on the radar any kind of parody had to have been done. There is only retreading this ground now.
 

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Oh yeah, I know it's been done, but always with an attempt (paper thin as it may be) to hide the real identity of the original IP. Like Magic_Cheese said, "Star Whores" would be the old style of spoof, this new trend doesn't play around, they have disclaimers that basically say, "yeah, this title belongs to another company, so what? PARODY!"
 

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I've, err... researched the genre, and I can say with some confidence that this Star Wars rip-off is just a parody trailer and not a full movie, let alone actual porno.

First: the style is all wrong. No real porno has that much effort go into jokes and dialogue. The sets don't look conducive to... lightsaber battling.

Secondly, they use far too much original IP to realistically get away with it. Making broad and suggestive swipes at the source material is fine in parodies, but using actual prop replicas, not even changing the characters' names, including the original music score? Yeah, that's insta-lawsuit material.

tl;dr: Don't get excited guys, this has "just a semi-funny spoof trailer" written all over it.
 

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Batou667 said:
I've, err... researched the genre, and I can say with some confidence that this Star Wars rip-off is just a parody trailer and not a full movie, let alone actual porno.

First: the style is all wrong. No real porno has that much effort go into jokes and dialogue. The sets don't look conducive to... lightsaber battling.

Secondly, they use far too much original IP to realistically get away with it. Making broad and suggestive swipes at the source material is fine in parodies, but using actual prop replicas, not even changing the characters' names, including the original music score? Yeah, that's insta-lawsuit material.

tl;dr: Don't get excited guys, this has "just a semi-funny spoof trailer" written all over it.
Oh no, it is very buy-it-in-a-shop real.

As are the American Dad and American Werewolf in London ones I mentioned earlier.

Crazy no?
 

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Endocrom said:
Oh no, it is very buy-it-in-a-shop real.

As are the American Dad and American Werewolf in London ones I mentioned earlier.

Crazy no?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2059288/

Well slap my thigh and call me Admiral Ackbar.