Under the bed

[Shrifes]

Currently under my bed there is my bass guitar and a shoe, at least I think that is a shoe...

 

[Nieroshai]

Hush little baby, don't say a word, and nevermind that noise you heard. It's just the beast under your bed. In your closet. In your head.

Spoiler: click here

 

[hittite]

A desk, all of the crap on the desk (I really need to clean), a mini-fridge, a microwave, and a coffee maker. I love lofted beds.

 

[kouriichi]

To much crap to even begin to list.....

 

[MikhailGH]

A few bags and some dust

 

[darkfire613]

I've got a bed with drawers and a cabinet in the front, and a 3-foot wide by 2-foot tall by bed-length long gap behind it. By pulling the top, actual bed part away, I can slip into this small gap and pull the bed back over me. As such, I have a pillow, a blanket, a fan for ventilation (it gets kind of stuffy back there), a few books, and a small flashlight.

 

[ilspooner]

The bogeyman.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Some old car models that I dont have anywhere else to put. As for the rest of the under the bed, Not even god knows.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Under my bed... Drawers. Most of the contents of which I don't remember. The contents I do remember? Hitler's skull, imported from Berlin. I stab it when I'm angry. It's ok though, it was Hitler.

 

[Count Igor]

A dead rat.
And a bee's nest.

So I'm sleeping in a different room for now.

 

[Jedamethis]

Miscellaneous books, clothes, and rubble. I'm too scared to see what's further in D:

It's a bunk bed, so at the back there's this little crawl space, and no way am I going in there for anything.

 

[HuntrRose]

Old computer parts, cables, a switch. And a rather large assortment of dust.

 

[Harlemura]

Lads of stuff. I got one of those beds which is like a bunk bed, but they forgot to put in the bottom bunk.

A bunch of VHS videos, a Beyblade stadium, a book on world records, a broken fan, a few chocolate bar wrappers, my cat from time to time, some old clothes...
And a lot more stuff, but you get the idea of the amount of random crap under my bed.

 

[superbatranger]

Dust, bits of trash, cobwebs, bloodstains from my last victim, a shoe.

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

Dead hookers.

Oh, wait, you mean UNDER the bed.

...

Dying hookers.

Yeah, who didn't see this one coming.


But the answer is: ME! I AM UNDER AND ON TOP OF THE BED IN AN ENDLESS RECURRING STATE OF ME AND BED INTERACTION!



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[T-Bone24]

A lot of dust and grime, most likely.

 

[Evilsanta]

A containor on wheels where i have random stuff and my PS3 games.

 

[Still Life]

My mail-order bride....

<..>

 

[_Cake_]

A DDR dance pad for the ps2 with a bit of dust on it, and a wii fit board with at least a years worth of dust. Also I'm guessing a empty water bottle, some underpants, a sock or two, and some hair clips.

 

[The Stonker]

Well I got about 5 things.

Paint,books,your mum, dice and YOTSUBA!