Unique Superhero Powers

[PlasticPorter]

I would want the power to shoot bees out of my hand.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

 

[PlasticPorter]

I remember in One Piece one character that could change her weight to anything. It certainly defied the laws of mass, but damn it was cool. One second, she was using her normal strength legs to propel her literally feather-light body into the air, the next she's floating around on the breeze, then finally falling with the weight of a ton of bricks onto her foes. She didn't use her powers very well in the show, but in theory, she could start jumping and flying around like a Peter Pan ninja with 1000lb kicks. I've only seen this power once, so I guess it would be unique

I read a book called the Tale of Nightfall and the character in that book had the exact same power. And this
was a really old ass book too, way to steal shit one-piece lol

 

[Dudemeister]

the ability to punch people through XBL

Coming soon as an XBOX peripheral!

 

[RAWKSTAR]

The power to make bananas appear anywhere at anytime.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

It's all fun and games until someone paints trolls into your pictures.

Indeed. Here's your cookie. Yes, I know it's just a painting of one, but... Ah, you'll find out.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

the power to urinate lightning and rabid squirrels

darn. that was my idea.

Te ability to create living shadow puppets. Evil shadow wolf? check!

the power to make people, of all genders, aroused.

switch the word aroused with orgasm and that could be my option #2

 

[Cheesebob]

The ability to create a tiny black hole the size of an eyeball

That would be awesome!

 

[iseko]

the ability to masturbate in public.

 

[Mariena]

The power to show forum users the search function.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I'd like the ability to take a painting that I create and make the contents exist in the real world, in whatever context I choose.

Failing that, I'd like the ability to create entire worlds on a canvas with just the power of thought, worlds which I can enter and exit at will. (This has actually been done once before, in a game. Name what it is and get a cookie.)

Oblivion?
Anyway, my power would be to snap my fingers and make time stay still, but there is a catch, nothing ages when time is frozen but my facial hair....so if time is frozen for five minutes, I get a ZZ Top beard.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

The ability to turn into fungus!...Actually, that wouldn't be so great.

"We meet again fungus man, you won't be able to stop me!"

"Think again!"

*turns into a toadstoll*

"Haha! I am poisonous! Now if you eat me, you'll die an agonising death! What can you possibley do?"

"Um...Walk away"

"...ahh shit"

 

[ElephantGuts]

The power to make people see common sense. For example, that the Romans killed Jesus, not the Jews. The Jews didn't crucify people! That is, if you are going to blame an entire population for the death of one person, which I find an extremely uninteligent and offensive thing to do. But I'm not going to turn this thread into this sort of discussion, so please ignore that.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I'd like to be able to transmit tactile hallucinations. I'd stimulate entire crowds to orgasm with a thought, fuck with peoples' balance and make them throw up and, if the situation necessitates, stimulate every nerve in a person's body to shriek out with the most painful pain they can generate. I could cause peoples' brains to shut down with a sheer overdose of agony! On live television! Hurray!

You are a genius.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

The power to show forum users the search function.

The power to make people shut up about the bloody search botton.

 

[Souplex]

The power to gain a series of different powers based upon what chemicals you consume, caffeine would give you super speed super reflexes and limitless energy, alcahol would give you fire powers and halucenagens would give you mind altering powers.

 

[neoman10]

my superpower is sarcasm

its not changing into random colors?

mine would be to change the basic laws of the universe at whim

think of the confusion!

 

[ioxles]

the power to output more energy (in any form) than is absorbed.

 

[Mariena]

The power to show forum users the search function.

The power to make people shut up about the bloody search botton.

You don't need that power if I used my power. It's actually quite logical.

 

[nevermore154]

The ability to shit diarrhea 1 second after eating...

 

[pieeater911]

The mighty power of Meat Vision. It's like laser vision...but with meat.

"Damn, I'm hungry."

"Really? *BAM!* "32 oz. steak for you. And here's some bacon to wash it down with *BAM!*"

"Thanks, Meat-man!" (I probably should think of a better name)

fairly-odd parents much? lol

meat vision would come in handy

Yep. I was babysitting a friends kid and he was watching it.

An awesome power indeed.