Unique Superhero Powers

[Spacelord]

The power to enjoy weird chick flicks like What's Eating Gilbert Grape and Amélie.

I would, of course, only use this power for evil. Because there's no other possible way to utilise it.

 

[Mray3460]

The power to control people's reflex actions (force them to blink, sneeze, cough, belch, vomit, ect.).

 

[jasoncyrus]

Maybe you missed the part were I said I would not age inside my extra dimensional space. I could enter, stay for a thousand years, in my time, and never age. When I came out it would be a billionth of a second past when I left so it would look like I never even left.

You'd STILL be that age mentally and you'd most likely have gone insane from having done everything there is to do. Maybe you missed the part where this thread is all in jest and you should choose your words more carefully so you don't come off sounding like a complete jerkoff.

 

[Yegargeburble]

I would want to be able to have projectile blood vomit without being close to death...that would freak so many people out...one second I could talk to them, the next they could be screaming and covered in blood while I cackle.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

The ability to eat something then extract the nutrients from it and vomit it out into the shape of a ball that would be mint flavoured.

 

[smithy1234]

The power to spawn monkey henchmen from your palms.

 

[smithy1234]

The ability to eat something then extract the nutrients from it and vomit it out into the shape of a ball that would be mint flavoured.

Haahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

 

[kommando367]

the ability to kill someone by fliping them off

 

[Neonbob]

"The power to spawn monkey henchmen from your palms."
That is a truly wonderful gift. Especially if some of them were shocky monkeys.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

The ability belch nuclear warheads.

To be honest, I got the idea from the poster above me.

 

[Trilby]

I'd go for stupendous amounts of luck. Think about it - if, for example, you wanted to fly, you'd just jump and a freak gust of wind would happen to catch at just the right moment, etc.

 

[carsenere]

the power to win the game

ps guess what you all just lost

 

[InsanityWave]

the power to summon rick astely and rick roll all around me. lol the game i lvoe that game argh crap i lost.

 

[Jaythulhu]

As I believe I posted in a thread with an almost identical topic, I'd love to have the ability to step in to tv shows and slap stupid people upside the head.

I dream of having this power whenever I see America's Funniest Home Videos hosted by Bob Saget, only with a lead pipe instead of my bare hands.

Hahahahaha, yeah, Australia's Funniest Home Videos is just as bad. Maybe worse, actually. I've seen a few eps of the american one, and at least the voiceover guy gets a good line from time to time. Ours are always so painfully bad ya want to tear your ears out

 

[Kukakkau]

the power to win the game

ps guess what you all just lost

the ability to make people see that "the game" is stupid and utterly pointless
and have fun while doing it