Unique Superhero Powers

[TheTygerfire]

Okay, post a power you think has never been done, and if someone notices it has, please correct them.

Power: If read aloud, anything you've written by hand will come true.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I have the power to give people itchy red patches on their genitals.

 

[Omnidum]

I have the power to transport myself into teh intuhwuhb.

 

[Jaythulhu]

As I believe I posted in a thread with an almost identical topic, I'd love to have the ability to step in to tv shows and slap stupid people upside the head.

 

[RedDiablo]

The power to make pencils sharpen themselves!

 

[Healey]

The power to shine metal purely by winking at it.

 

[Dubiousduke]

I would want the power to shoot bees out of my hand.

 

[Hallow'sEve]

The power to change the color of anything
(sorta like a chameleon)

 

[Zeke109]

To be able to distinguish between states purely based on smell.

 

[xitel]

The ability to alter states of matter without changing temperature.

 

[stubbmann]

the power to remove your femurs and throw them like boomerangs.

 

[karn3]

The power to swap between genders by willpower alone

 

[Nemesais]

The power to make peoples underwear disapear, by waving at them

 

[TMAN10112]

the ability to punch people through XBL

 

[000Ronald]

The power to top anything anyone can come up with. Ever.

 

[Powerhelix]

The power to turn people into cheese. Any kind of cheese. Then teleport the cheese to a starving family, but keep the floating cheeseman just out of their reach.

 

[Jursa]

The power to control mosquitoes, I'd open my own blood bank.

 

[Space Spoons]

Bear vision. It's exactly what it sounds like.

 

[rottenbutter]

The ability to transform anything into chocolate pudding.

 

[Fightgarr]

The power to create X amount of fish by snapping my fingers.

I'd be in a fight with some other superpowered guy and they'd be like "I'm gonna kill you with laser vision" and I'd be like "Oh yeah?" *snap* a thousand fish.