Unlikely last words

[Ramare]

*snip*

I can think of some brilliant New Vegas-related last words. You probably won't get them if you haven't played it.
"Wait a minute, what did that guy say was in Quarry Junction?"
"I think I see a barrel sticking out of that dinosaur's mou-"
"Take that gauss rifle and stick it up your ass."
"Boone, since you shared your wife's story with me, I'll share something with you. I'm actually a member of Caesar's Le-"
"Wait, where did I put my my anti-venom again?"
"Well, isn't that an interesting plant. Wait, did it just move...?"
"A little radiation never hurt anybody."

master: so what shell it be? Do you join the Unity or do you die here?? jooin , DIE , join , DIE!!
Vault dweller(INT 1): duurr???

You probably won't get this if you havent played Fallout 1

I haven't. It's one of those retro games I plan to get some day, probably when/if it gets available on Steam, as it's probably not in stores any more, and probably a collector's item by now. I know a bit about the Master, in that he leads the super mutants or something, and I can really see them as being a really scary fellow; so those last words seem funny at base level, and hilarious in context.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

"SURPRISE BUTTSEX!"

 

[Astoria]

"You can't tell me what I should and shouldn't try at home TV!"

 

[Hawk eye1466]

You tryin to steal from that vending machine? Lemme show you how Cajun Style!

I've got dance fever!

Who wants pie?

 

[C-45]

Dude, I love butter!

Dun worry guyz its gun be k

Hell yeah, I love big red buttons!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

"What a shame."

"I spill my drink!"

"-I am going to burn like a star!"
"-Oh you're going to burn alright!"

"You must construct additional pylons."

The last one are my last words of choise by the way.

 

[Cobbs]

"My only regret is... That i have... Boneitis"
OR
"I regret nothing, i lived as few men dared to dream"