Unlikely last words

[thingymuwatsit]

what phrase would you think to be perfect for one person's last words? May they be funny, ironic, make sense in context or just obscure, list the most unlikely last words you can think of.
"you know, the closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano..."
"Of course CPR works on Anthrax patients!"
"And with these words, I shall begin my vow of silence"
"Stand back! I'm about to do science!"
"OK, now to play minecraft!"
"unicorns are real!" *gets stabbed by unicorn horn*

 

[traineesword]

"pfft, like hell they could even hit an elephant from this rang-"

 

[Calico93]

Oh crap ive forgot to put the bins out.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

"Hey did you remember to take the gun out of the microwave?"

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

"Heh, SURPRISE!"

also

"Well, that's unfortunate..."

 

[Zenron]

"Hey guys, watch this"

 

[Jedamethis]

"It was me! I did it! Kill me!"

 

[Gigano]

"And now to try out this immortality potion"

 

[ham and red bull]

"Hello there little boy!"

"Something smells funny!"

"I don't think putting gasoline on the hot coals will hel..."

 

[biGBum333]

"pfft, like hell they could even hit an elephant from this rang-"

ahhh! damn thats exactly what i was going to write as soon as i saw the title!

 

[thingymuwatsit]

"why is that shadow getting larger?"
"I need to check your luggage"

 

[TerribleAssassin]

It's fine everybody, I'm Nick Clegg.

EDIT: I've realised that's a bit iffy so..


Thank God an Orgasm never killed anyone!

 

[Panzer_God]

You know, I like tacos.

What happened to my pants?

Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?

 

[Aleate]

"With my final breath, I curse ZOIDBERG!!!"

 

[Magnesium360]

Allow me now to demonstrate my latest invention, an elixir that renders me immune to bullets!

 

[theriddlen]

I was cheating you all the time, honey. [self neck snap]

 

[ookie37]

"aw, man... out of macaroni and cheese."
"oh... socks first... THEN shoes!"
"who knew badminton was so fun!?"

 

[Trippy Turtle]

Spoiler: dont open

Spoiler: i told you

Spoiler: hmmm i did tell you

Spoiler: well if you must

well hurry the fuck up!!!

Edit: yeah ok i was bored

 

[Shycte]

I think Candlejack is in my hou-