Unnecessary Instructions

[z121231211]

How to use a toothpick:

Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.

Kind of like last night...hehe
But seriosly..microwave instructions for pop tarts

I've tried it once, the stupidest part is that 3 seconds is way too short. They should really update it to 15 seconds or something. I really want to know how they even got 3 seconds as a good amount of time to cook them.

EDIT: 400th post in only over a year.

 

[EeveeElectro]

On a condom packet... 'Do no re-use'
We turned it inside out instead

My lord, i hope you are joking.

*giggles*
Do I look that stupid?
Actually, don't answer that.

I guess we can be expecting little emilees in about 9 months time...lol

I have no idea what you look like actually, you better be cute! haha

LOL. Oh dear those poor children.

And yeah, I'm a sexy mama.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Dunno if only English people will get this:

On a medicine bottle : "Line Up Arrows and Push Off"

Oh. Fine!

 

[EeveeElectro]

LOL. Oh dear those poor children.

And yeah, I'm a sexy mama.

Ok i just verified through your myspace...you got lucky!

Haha XD it must be Emilee is sexy night.. someone just said he wanted to rape me? lol, I should be worried...

Anyway. I still don't want mini versions of myself running around XD

 

[SevenStarSonata]

Dunno if only English people will get this:

On a medicine bottle : "Line Up Arrows and Push Off"

Oh. Fine!

Thank you, urbandictionary.com

Assuming you mean like "shove off", or "go away", as opposed to UD's other definition which involved heroin...

 

[TotallyFake]

-snip-

And Bug Spray cans usually say "do not drink" or some variation thereof. Yeah, because whenever I see a can of Bug Spray, I feel really thirsty.

Where did this sign come from? There's clearly no way it's serious. Is it a joke? A photoshop? A horrendous mistranslation?

 

[Sparrow]

This blew my freaking mind when I did my work experience. It was instructions to ring my employer:

"1. Find phone.
2. Pick up phone.
3. Dial number.
4. Talk.
5. Put phone down."

 

[EeveeElectro]

Apparently you are too hot to handle, although was it on here? Anyone i know? Are you single? Ok dont really answer the second question.

No, it was over MSN, if you know him I'll die from shock, and I'm taken but I won't be for long. XD

 

[Froobyx]

"Swallow these whole. Do not take indigestion remedies at the same time of day as this medicine"

My pills for arthritis

Oh on packets of fish - "Allergy Adice: Contains fish"

It's a fillet of fish, what else is it going to contain!

Edit

Apparently you are too hot to handle, although was it on here? Anyone i know? Are you single? Ok dont really answer the second question.

No, it was over MSN, if you know him I'll die from shock, and I'm taken but I won't be for long. XD

Woahh woman! No dumping boyfriends for no reason

 

[Insanum]

Packet of cement:

"caution", Contains Cement"

 

[Froobyx]

My pills for arthritis

Wait what.
You are entirely too young to suffer from arthritis.

I have hip pain that goes to my knees an awful lot.. So my doctor thought it'd be useful to prescribe me Naproxen (for Rheumatoid (SP) Athritis and Muskuloskeltalblahblah and joint stuff. I just like the look on peoples faces when I say I'm taking arthritis pills. It wouldn't be funny if I did though

 

[timmytom1]

I think there was one for an iPod shuffle.

Do not eat your iPod

my reaction was one of ? followed by XD

Wait you`re not meant to eat them?? well that explains a lot of things...

 

[ddon]

bug spray 'do not put in reach of children or pets. said the same thing on a can of paint. its not like someone would think its a good idea to drink paint or directly breath in bug spray.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

On a box of Christmas lights, "For indoor or outdoor use only." So i guess I can't use them in my pocket dimension?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hairdryers that tell you "Do not operate while sleeping."

My sister saw that and "Do not use while in the shower" on her straitening iron.

 

[S53]

Toy Nerf Shotgun:

Pull trigger to fire gun. WTF?

 

[timmytom1]

I love buying milk from Tesco that just says 'May contain milk' on the side.
It fucking better contain milk.

You never know ,the milk could judt be painted on the inside of the container and when you open it a lion eats you

 

[Halfbreed13]

On a condom packet... 'Do no re-use'
We turned it inside out instead

There are so many things wrong with that sentence.

..and that, is how we got you Timmy!

 

[Rascarin]

On Lucozade: "This drink is not suitable for replacing the fluids lost during diarrhea."

 

[Halfbreed13]

New Heshey's bars have a hold spot and a rip spot, BUT IT DOESN'T WORK >.<
I just open it the old fashioned way to get me chocolates :d