Alright so mine's a little bit silly and unimportant, but it will undoubtedly piss off some nerds.
I hate Batman. He's a two-dimensional fuck who wears his underpants over his trousers, and has this ridiculously black and white version of morality that just ends up hurting more people 'cause he's too much of a wuss to make sacrifices. I can't understand how the majority of the internet seems to find him the epitome of cool. I want him to cut the pretense, buy a shotgun, and blow the Jokers brains out.
Yeah yeah I know, Joker needs to stay alive because he's a good character and an important part of the story, same with all the other Batman baddies. But could they just have some good reasons for keeping him alive apart from Batman constantly striving to be the "good guy" and being completely and utterly blind to any notion of the greater good. Every time Joker gets locked up, he gets out and hurts more people and does more damage, hey at this point maybe we could think about striving to kill him instead? You know, to stop this problem completely? Because it's the only option left?
I've only ever seen The Dark Knight and played two games with Batman in them, so I don't know if the comics are different or whatever, I don't read comics. I also realize I've just described pretty much every major "superheroes" agenda. and yes I hate most of them too, in fact I hate comic tropes in general, from what I've seen of them in movies and played in games. But Batman seems like one of the worst to me. Every time I see or play something with Batman in it I keep screaming inside at his complete stupidity in every situation.
(also I know Joker dies at the end of Arkham City, but do you REALLY think that will last? Please.)