Unskippable: Bionic Commando

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Kuliani

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Holy Hand of God, I can't handle that many puns handed to me. It's like an armed man with a handgun shot armor piercing fists at me that punched me into knee-slapping fit of laughter.
 

SimpsonsParadox

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Quite possibly one of the best ones.

Also, I'll second that Steven Blum should get an Unskippable metal or some such. Also, if he could riff along with them in a scene, that would be exceptionally *awesome*.
 

RagnorakTres

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Those puns were pure gold. I laughed out loud at the "Get over here!" line, too.

All I could think of at the end was: "These aren't your father's puns, these are ENERGY PUNS. TUUUURRRR-BOOO PUUUUNNNSS..."

Keep this up, I love it! Reminds me of MST3K a lot.
 

Destroy Gundam

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"They're rogue because they didn't die when we tried to kill them." Governments sure have an odd concept of rogue, don't they?

And oy vey with the puns...

"It's not a red shirt per se, but he's wearing a lot of orange..."

Well, if it helps any, in Gundam, being colored orange is akin to being a redshirt.
 

Stabby Joe

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"You can't begin at the end, thats terrible narrative flow!"

The plot to this game is really far-fetched and over the top and whats worse is it takes itself seriously...
 

samsonguy920

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Very puntastic. Kept me from feeling the need to punt you two across the room. Awesome
Stabby Joe said:
"You can't begin at the end, thats terrible narrative flow!"

The plot to this game is really far-fetched and over the top and whats worse is it takes itself seriously...
Well there is that scene with the guy falling in the jet engine...
 

ActionDan

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johnman said:
Well the draw distance is better than morrowinds :0
The arm puns are pure gold as well.

Edit: Is it just me or was there terraible frame rate lagg all over that video?
Nah, its being played without Vertical Sync.
 

MonkeyPunch

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OK! Thanks to the line "one hand for in, two hands for out" I now have Cola (previous on the way down to my intestinal tract) on my keyboard!
:madface:

Great show guys!
 

The Rogue Wolf

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It looks like you're joining Yahtzee on my "videos not to watch while I'm eating something" list. Damn near choked on my sandwich at the "armistice" gag. You guys really hit your flow again this week- the MST3K crew would be proud.

Just don't ever do that again, or I'll bring you up on charges for violating the Geneva convention on cruel and inhuman PUNishment. And they'll certainly hand you out a heavy sentence!