Unskippable: Dark Messiah

Graham_LRR

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Dark Messiah

Graham and Paul have a look at some Might and Magic, in an evil lair that clearly isn't up to code.

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TZer0

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Hah, that was amusing. Yeah, the cutscenes are probably the worst part of that game, but the combat was fun.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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"What Is Your Bidding My Master?" seems awfully familiar...
But apart from that, it's always good to start a game concussed.
A good vid. :)
 

Drunk Boar

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I loved this game! Maybe I need to install it again one of these days, to keep the lovin' comming.
 

Distorted Stu

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I gotta say that game looks incredibly boring! Good work lads on making it intresting.. i wish i had a hot voice in my head.

Also, that mentor dude also has an extremly deep voice, it made me shit myself.
 

Smudge91

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Haha this video amused me greatly and made the game seem interesting, i'm half tempted to play it hmm
 

johnman

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This is the first game they've done that I've actually played, its not as enjoyable knowing whats coming.
Cutscenes and dialogue aside though Dark messiah is a very fun game. Much better comabt than oblivions, if only it it was an free roam RPG....

Smudge91 said:
Haha this video amused me greatly and made the game seem interesting, i'm half tempted to play it hmm
Give it a try, the storyline isnt half bad for generic half fantasy and as I said, best combat ever.
 

DarthNobody

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You're right, people should stop ripping off Sauron's look. Awesome video, guys! Do Star Wars: The Force Unleashed next.
 

Void(null)

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Very funny gentlemen, I must say I lost it with the line "The Succubus... the number one reason people get into the business of the dark arts."
 

RogueDarkJedi

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DarthNobody said:
You're right, people should stop ripping off Sauron's look. Awesome video, guys! Do Star Wars: The Force Unleashed next.
For the Wii. That will be good.

Juno Eclipse: O_O - Hi mr. force dude, I never blink at all. I love you but since I never show emotion, you could never figure that out. I'm also really slow at delivering important plot points. Why don't you go to the Jedi Temple again to eat a grind sandwich?
 

DamienHell

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Aww I was hoping for a "And that was the fifth time I died" at the end. There up to fifth right?
 

widowspeak

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Very chuckle-worthy:

"Sorry, what was your name?"
"Do we care?"
". . .good point."

Downright hilarious:

"Got any proof?"
"Got any 'shut the hell up'?"

Well done, per usual, gentlemen. Cannot wait to see you guys at GameX! :D
 

widowspeak

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RogueDarkJedi said:
DarthNobody said:
You're right, people should stop ripping off Sauron's look. Awesome video, guys! Do Star Wars: The Force Unleashed next.
For the Wii. That will be good.

Juno Eclipse: O_O - Hi mr. force dude, I never blink at all. I love you but since I never show emotion, you could never figure that out. I'm also really slow at delivering important plot points. Why don't you go to the Jedi Temple again to eat a grind sandwich?
Oh, dear god, please tell me you're joking. . .is the dialogue really that bad? (Haven't played through my Xbox copy yet.)
 

kitsunegunner

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what a great way to start the game,,,,,concussed...from falling off a horse. NOW that's a hero i want to be concussion man, the only time he's in is when he's out.