While that logic would make sense, in practice, things aren't quite as simple, to start with, just think about all the words we have that have silent letters, like knife or gnome.Aureliano said:It's technically called hallucinating consonants that do not exist. If you wrote the word 'triangle' and someone without a trace of sarcasm or irony pronounced it 'trifangle' you would think that person had brain damage, a speech impediment or was on drugs and would probably be right.Ringwraith said:'Leftenant" actually is the British pronunciation, and considering it seems they seems to be an abundance of such accents in just the opening alone, it would sound weird to not say that way.Aureliano said:I'm not sure what it would be, but one of these days I need to hear an official joke about people pronouncing lieutenant "leftenant". It's like they got...an F in Pronunciation! *rimshot*
Although nice use of it for a pun good sir, even if it's technically the correct pronunciation.
There was even a poem written using as many strangely-pronounced English words as possible, but be forewarned, it's a rather long one [http://ncf.idallen.com/english.html], as there's a lot of words to get through.
Also, that statement is more true than you know, especially if you into the more northern parts of the country, as even the word 'the' ceases to exist.SirCannonFodder said:Except with the pronunciation of places with the "-cester" suffix (Leicester, Worcester, Gloucester, etc), not to mention countless other place-name oddities, I think it's been pretty clearly demonstrated that the English have no idea of how to pronounce their own language.