Unskippable: Red Dead Redemption

[adamthecg]

Im going to go play Civ. Damn you Unskippable!!!

 

[Drexlor]

Ah Edgar Ross, the character I despise more than any other.

 

[Darks63]

You find the lady who was talking to the priest later on delerious from dehydration in the desert.

Gotta agree with the censensus though this scene really had nothing to do with anything.

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

False: Money CAN buy a rainbow unicorn. Undead Nightmare DLC for the win.

 

[duchaked]

Sorry for the delay, folks. We tried to get this up and running this morning but the server hamsters were on strike demanding clean water and fresh shavings. Since it's official Escapist policy not to negotiate with terrorists, we had to wait for a strike team of marmots to resolve the situation in our favor.

Business as normal.

A very reasonable response to this sort of crisis.

I did notice it was a bit delayed today as well. I concur, nice to see the Escapist waited for proper back-up to deal with those miscreants!

Anyway, I chuckled along with Graham when he made the comment about the girl being...dumb

 

[ewhac]

Are you comparing hamsters to people? Now who's being insensitive?

Respectfully, I think it was you who first compared hamsters to people, by describing them as "striking".

"Hey! Here's some critters that had the temerity to complain about their deplorable conditions. We called in some muscle and put an end to their impertinence real quick. Ha ha."

...Yeah. For me, not so much. Not after reading extensively about the Wisconsin protests all this month. (If you haven't, do read up on them. It's important.)

 

[Hinoema]

That cutscene doesn't tell you anything, does it?

 

[LadyRhian]

Don't worry about the Blackwater. They realized the name was dragging it down and renamed it the Xe Services. Ba-Dum-Tish.

 

[RelexCryo]

Excellent movie guys, as always.

 

[Daikun]

A guy sits on a train.

GREATEST CUTSCENE EVER MADE!

 

[WaderiAAA]

Loading ready redemption

 

[ShenCS]

No "way to Armadillo" joke? Shame on you. Or is that too old now?

 

[Typhoonis88]

The entire episode i was waiting ... ok so whens the train going to derail.... no maybe someones going to rob the train... hmm or maybe just maybe the priest goes crazy and we have to shoot him before he ravages the girl?

Or we could just get off the train and rudely stand in a gentleman's way ... classy i see what you did there

 

[DTWolfwood]

omg i laughed to tears at the armadillo bit

"Here. We build here, on this armadillo"

glad im not the only one to crack up at that last part XD

 

[notmichaeljfox]

Is it me, or did the judgemental lady have a flavor saver?

You couldn't do that scene with the villain. He would have shot the women and instantly become the hero.

 

[Mydnyght]

That cutscene doesn't tell you anything, does it?

What does you mean it doesn't tell you anything?
It tells you that, as Graham pointed out, the main character likes to eavesdrop and air out his armpits. ^_^

 

[Feralbreed]

I didn't like it. Maybe the intro was too long, but this wasn't funny either.

 

[sleepneed]

I remember when I first popped the disc into my 360, I was thinking when he sat down "Okay he's going to go and hold up the train now... Wait, what, he just gets off? Who is he, why should I care? Man this cutscene was pointless. Though maybe I can find that priest and show him how bad it racism is..."

Spoiler

When I saw Jenny again though, I thought she was to stupid to live so after giving her the medicine I used her for the Dastardly Achievement.

 

[0986875533423]

Did anybody else expect an "and yet, the armadillo" reference at the end?

Yeah, I was expecting that too. Hey, who didn't?

How stupid (like Jenny) do you have to be to be unable to determine loving or hateful acts?
(Shooting in the face =/= loving. Good example, Paul.)

Red Dead Going-to-Support-Group?.... Uh, thanks but no. Just no.
(Sounds even less appealing than Brown Alive Redemption.)

*Sigh* it's symbolic. It's supposed to signify that everything the bible-beaters are telling Jenny is "loving" is complete Bullcrap, but she believes it consciously (if not subconsciously) because she believes they know better.

 

[GeorgW]

That's the intro to RDR?? How lack-luster.
Nice vid, but could have probably used 2 parts.