Unskippable: Sonic Unleashed

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AvsJoe

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Graham and Paul said:
Next Crash Bandicoot game:
Dr. Cortex carpet bombs
DC and Crash gets a gun.
Sweet cherry-flavoured Ice Cream on a fucking stick! Now that's a game that I really want to play! Somebody make that game!
 

darian Nenith

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miquelfire said:
darian Nenith said:
Pretty good episode. I actually thought it was a pretty good cut scene. I don't understand why everyone hates the game, I've had loads of fun with it. Speed levels are awesome, and the were-hog levels are tolerable, if only because they're mostly platforming.
Have you played the Wii/PS2 version? You must have the 360/PS3 (which appears to be what this cut scene is from as the title doesn't appear in the Wii version...)
Actually, no. I'm playing the Wii version. I've heard that the 360/PS3 version had much more fighting in the were-hog levels. I've also heard the speed levels had instant death traps and were too fast for it's own good, neither of which are true of the Wii version.

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darian Nenith said:
Darkstar370 said:
darian Nenith said:
Pretty good episode. I actually thought it was a pretty good cut scene. I don't understand why everyone hates the game, I've had loads of fun with it. Speed levels are awesome, and the were-hog levels are tolerable, if only because they're mostly platforming.
That's because they blindly believe everything that Yahtzee says.
Yes, good point. It's a shame, too, because the game has some incredibly fun levels, a couple of which even stand up to good old sonic adventure 2...
until they are able to give sonic glory again, i support everything yahtzee said about this game.
So does that mean you'll disagree with Yahtzee about this game once they "Give sonic glory" again?

Like I said I actually thought that the game was pretty good, at least as far as the speed levels go. The were-hog levels were generic but tolerable; though I can understand why most people didn't like them. They didn't really belong in a sonic game.
 

Pinstar

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Sonic lends itself to this kind of treatment. Its like MST3K's treatment of a gumby episode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M4_XZ3FLHw
 

Destroy Gundam

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I agree with the whole Eggman/Robotnik thing. They called him Robotnik originally, and I never quite understood why they changed it. That said, I liked this one.

Even though the laws of physics were thoroughly defied.
 

Flunk

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It's really hard to make fun of a cinematic that's already so completely stupid and yet falls into that hole that surrounds "existing properties". If any new game series tried something this cracky it would be laughed out of existence.

As for the Eggman/Robotnik thing. It's because in Japan the villain of the game was called "Dr. Eggman" originally. Sega of America thought that this sounded rather stupid to audiences that speak English fluently so they changed it to "Robotnik". For some reason Sega decided with Sonic Adventure 2 to use the Japanese name for the character in all future games.

Sorry for the wall of text. The only reason I caught on to this is that I play the games with the Japanese voice track because the voice acting is slightly less annoying (except when Sonic attempts to speak in English, because apparently saying a few inane things in broken English is cool in Japan).
 

mptothedc

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tampon applicator was funny lol
I am curious about what happened to sonic tho... I mean does that only happen when he's exposed to the full moon?
 

OZITOMAI

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its was ok heard way better from your other ones but still a good job with bringing back sonics old shows intro song
 

Graham_LRR

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ahlycks said:
GrahamS said:
ahlycks said:
Must be running out of games.
Not even close.
Wow! The creater replied to me! I love your stuff. But why do this game?
Why not?
No one tells us what games to do, so we do whatever we like and our only real criteria is if we can make it funny.

And this particular intro is ridiculous.

Glad you like it!
 

mjc0961

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Hahaha, oh man, I thought I'd never stop laughing at the "going to the same mechanic as Dr. Wily" bit, and "I'm gonna kill Praxis!" Fantastic job as always!

Also, I agree with Paul. It's Robotnik. Forget that Eggman trash.
 

Screw_it

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Remember when Sonic was awesome... and wasn't furry drama? or whatever the hell that reboot is?

I miss the Genesis.