Unskippable: The Darkness

[Firia]

That video almost made me want to go buy The Darkness lol

And you should. It's a great game. I have it, and I've played it several times through. I dunno what these guys meant when they said they couldn't hear these mobsters. I can hear perfectly fine. I mean, when the guy is shouting, and the other guy is crashing/smashing, then it's rough.

Seriously, The Darkness is high quality. Supurb story, quite long, and by now no more than 20 dollars, I'm sure.

 

[AboveUp]

I didn't like it up until "He died as he lived, in a noisy car".
Almost everything after that was golden.

 

[Miral]

Maybe the reason it took so long to load is that he was taking the time to load 5 million shells into it up front, to avoid ever having to reload it again?

No? Well, it was a nice theory...

 

[MaxFan]

"Now now, don't hang your head out the win- bet you're pretty embarrassed now."
That was great.

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

LMAO that was awesome, the last line had me cracking up.

 

[johnman]

This is on par with zero punctuation, if not better.
You have both had me laughing since lost planet, i doff my hat to you boys
*Doffs hat

 

[RTR]

I was thinking to myself about 4 minutes in that the tunnel was too long and then
"I doubt that there's a tunnel this long on Earth."
Truly Graham and Paul's most quotable lines were on the second half of the cutscene.
Nice Job

 

[Hithlain]

That was really good XD

That really was the longest tunnel on earth, my god.

 

[ssgt splatter]

I think the the game was actually pretty good, i mean dont get me wrong i loved the video, but i loved the gameplay and the powers. The tunnel sequence was a bit long (longest nonexsistent tunnel on earth) but i still like all the action

 

[Nomz]

I didn't know Eyebrows starred in this game!

 

[DEFMan316]

This is so much better than the "other" winner of the escapist film festival. Not since the 2000 presidential election has a tie looked so lopsided in retrospect...

 

[Aschenkatza]

I swear to god, the whole opening I kept thinking it was some kinda Indian Jones Ride. All it needed was some kinda rock falling from the ceiling!
Great episode, loved it <3

 

[Asymptote Angel]

Excellent job. I loved it.

...I have nothing else to say.

 

[Frybird]

Nice Video, still i must say i really liked that opening (and the game overall)...even if it looks a bit cheap from time to time and it certainly is the longest tunnel....okay i stop now

 

[Mrmandude]

i rember watching this and think this is long then i thought of unskiable and you guys did it wierd

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Reloading simulator....great......the game looked pretty bad too.

 

[Undead Dragon King]

Awesome! This was definitely better than last week's.

So far, The Darkness is the only game I know about that you can make out with your love interest- IN THE FIRST PERSON! :0

There is a sequence in his game in which you fight in trench warfare in WWI. That's how fucked up this game is.

 

[Danny Ocean]

Was funny, especially the GTA references.

Did the creators of the game not see the flaw in logic where a cop car gets smashed, blocks the tunnel and then two more somehow catch up 5 seconds later?

Then again, our protagonist's vehicle ploughed through several trucks without even a single crumple.

 

[duchaked]

Yahtzee wasn't kidding about the shotgun...

Great cinematic...the initial idea. Just minus the parts that didn't make sense. Which were a lot, haha

 

[ElephantGuts]

They commented on everything I did when I first played it. The guy taking an hour to reload the shotgun, the tunnel going on forever, the mysteriously well-armed construction workers...

And if I had played it after GTA4 I definetly would have made connections.

That was a pretty good game, too.