Unskippable: Vanquish: Part 1
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lolz. space Russians vs stereotypical wanna be space marines.
Although they look more like imperial guard knock offs. (w.e)
Although they look more like imperial guard knock offs. (w.e)
The plot/story to this game is itself pretty heavy satire. There are some great lines. You know, when one satirizes satire, a type of...satirical vortex is formed. The satyrs are coming.
Anyway, please don't judge this game solely on this enjoyable 'unskippable'. It truly is one of the best, most challenging shooters ever produced. Hardcore, amphetamine-boosting-anime-slo-mo-bullet-hell-arcade-action-robots-and-zap-whoah!
This game separates the thumbsuckers from the futhermuckers, and is probably too much for you.
Yes, YOU. Thumbsucker!
Anyway, please don't judge this game solely on this enjoyable 'unskippable'. It truly is one of the best, most challenging shooters ever produced. Hardcore, amphetamine-boosting-anime-slo-mo-bullet-hell-arcade-action-robots-and-zap-whoah!
This game separates the thumbsuckers from the futhermuckers, and is probably too much for you.
Yes, YOU. Thumbsucker!
I was sitting there contemplating how much one of those guys sounds EXACTLY like my exhusband, and then they said "Russia." I /head-desk'd hard.
But there are no whales, so we make up tales; we're the whalers of the moon.k-ossuburb said:
Space Russians? *Gasp* It looks like Space USA will have to take care of them. And I to am confused as to why nobody noticed the Space Russians building a giant frikkin' laser beam. Did the US government decide not to worry about Space USA anymore?
That was the best episode in months. Seriously XD I especially love when it was revealed the enemy was Russian XD
And the after credit was epic too.
I have to say and some others seem to agree that is is slightly like Ace Combat 6 what with the bridge in all XD But this might by my favorite yet. XD
And the after credit was epic too.
I have to say and some others seem to agree that is is slightly like Ace Combat 6 what with the bridge in all XD But this might by my favorite yet. XD
hahaaa this was awesome (many parts had me chuckling, but the walking on the hologram thing...lol)
man the story as presented by this cutscene really doesn't rep the game well...
playing it a bit, I really only got the impression of Japanese mech warfare...which is exactly what it is (altho they latched on the U.S. versus evil Russians typical shooter backdrop thing on it...sooo...thanks Japan...we think?
wait what lol)
man the story as presented by this cutscene really doesn't rep the game well...
playing it a bit, I really only got the impression of Japanese mech warfare...which is exactly what it is (altho they latched on the U.S. versus evil Russians typical shooter backdrop thing on it...sooo...thanks Japan...we think?
wait what lol)
My thoughts exactlydalek sec said:"My fellow Americans - we are so screwed!"
I think that's my favorite line from the whole video, just cracked me up.
Honestly though, Space Russian's? That's the best thing you could have come up with?
Did something significantly bad happen on an international scale lately that involved Russia that i missed or is it just the new cool thing to do when you depict Russians as the bad guy? I've noticed in a few recent games that Russia is the enemy. There isn't a lot of them but the fact that several games have come out nearly back to back depicting Russians as villains. You think that after a game was banned by the country (modern warfare 2), this sort of thing wouldn't happen repeatedly.
( http://bornoutofbinary.blogspot.com/2011_01_01_archive.html thought you guys might find interest)
A great episode. And honestly while the story is REALLY silly it's kind of the B-movie style of "So silly/ridiculous it's good". It's pretty clear from start to finish it's not taking itself one bit serious. A lot of games have dumb stories but want you to take them as they are, half the time you get the feeling Vanquish is laughing along with you and that goes a long way to earning forgiveness.
Isn't it curious that in Japanese games, when it's a Fantasy setting, there's Crows, (related to Russell of course), and when it's scifi setting, it's like in the Devil May Cry Unskippable, "The Mystic Moon" is always appearing!
Space Russians? Really? No, I mean it, REALLY?! I mean, for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and now this? Geez... And the patriotism shown in the President's speech was just so beyond cheesy, it was just dumb! I just don't understand the mindset of whoever thought this would be appealing... To anyone other than conservatives.
Also, the cigarette lighting was BEYOND stupid! It's like the game is trying to show that Sam is a badass by smoking, even though it makes no sense whatsoever. Other things bothered me, but those were the two major ones.
Also, the cigarette lighting was BEYOND stupid! It's like the game is trying to show that Sam is a badass by smoking, even though it makes no sense whatsoever. Other things bothered me, but those were the two major ones.
If Einstein's Evil Twin would have been living, and he didn't stand our dumb brains, that's what he would do...
