Unskippable: Zoids Assault

Mullahgrrl

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Zoinks, Kind of makes it look like you're 'dizzin' your own intro (Wich by the way is one of the few i havent grown sick of yet).
 

BrownGaijin

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So they sent you cheesy intros, the worst they could find...

Zoids Assault? More like Zork Assault.
 

Zivlok

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Wow, that was possibly the worst cutscene you guys've done yet. Simply terrible. Wow.
 

G Skunk

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Haha. Here's one for everyone who thought the Resonance of Fate intro cutscene was bad.

Still, there's gotta be a worse one out there than even this.
 

Mydnyght

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G Skunk said:
Haha. Here's one for everyone who thought the Resonance of Fate intro cutscene was bad.
I hear you, man. That Resonance of Fate cutscene may have been bizarre, but at least it was SOMETHING.
This one, however... text and silence, text and silence, text and silence...then still drawings and a BORING speech...Yeah, this one was far worse than that of RoF.
 

addeB

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This video was so god damn boring,that even you guys didn't manage to make it fun :eek:
 

NeoShinGundam

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*GGGGRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Dear God, that was the most awful game intro I've ever seen. It's a pity that Zoids games can't seem to live up to their potential.
 

Razvex

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I'm usually pretty patient when it comes to endless and often droll storytelling prior and during a game.. But this was just a total snooze fest. I can't help but wonder if it stands up there as the dullest lol

Although it'd be a treat to see the entirety of this game done by Graham and Paul. Kudos once again, fellas :p
 

Firia

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You boys normally have such a great segment here. This was a dull choice of a game, no matter how unskippable the scene was... unskippable and absolutely intollerable. Kudos for slugging through it. You boys really played with what little matterial you had, but this is not an episode I will be returning to. I look forward to next week as always, reguardless. ;)

("Metal Gear?!" was the highlight. :D)
 

Vampire cat

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What an INSANELY BORING intro! Seriously, just the first few screens of text would have caused me to ditch this game, and then comes the super-lazy sketch-art cutscenes Oo. *shiver* So glad I will never have to play this game.
 

Comma-Kazie

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What a terrible opening cutscene--they must have really had to work to try and wring something funny out of that one.
 

Vitor Goncalves

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Hubilub said:
Western badass and a doctor.

Cleef, you are the motherfucking man!
Somehow I was waiting for a joke refering to the Defias brotherhood.

Nice work guys thou the video is really lame and boring, seems the developers didnt even tried and asked a group of teenager to come up with it. Seems like an introduction to a flash game (the diference being flash games have more color and more sound and more boobs).

And why would maroll apologise jamil, jamil attacked first. Sorry guys for responding in self defense and butchering millions of you and cause billions of petasas in damage (any idea how much is 1 petasa worth in euros or US dollars these days?!)
 

Jack and Calumon

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Catkid906 said:
Damn that game looks TERRIBLE!

Calumon: I thought the three year war would go on for 5 years, 8 tops!
Hmm...they're changing...Calumons didn't use to be like this...


That looks like on of the old timey text adventures like in Strong Bad's dungeon keeper.
Thats because... IT'S AN IMPOSTER!

I'll save you Calumon! I brought Back up!
 

Spiner909

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I was actually sort of quoting Left 4 Dead 1 intro (Damn it Bill! *wipes Calumon goo on Catkid*)

But now that I know he has been captured, I shall support you!
 

kmg90

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Onyx Oblivion said:
Took 2 minutes to get to a voice...WHAT THE HELL?!

This was so boring, that it was hard to sit through, even WITH you guys commenting.

This is not an Unskippable I will ever be able to rewatch.

Anyway, I believe it's actually a Strategy game.
I agree this was so unbearable I couldn't even watch the whole thing
The only highlight was METAL GEAR....

Which btw about the comments comparing to Metal Gear Solid 4, please don't compare still images and boring dialog that makes me want fall asleep to a game with stellar cut scenes (if you like a deep, well written story)
 

Cosplay Horatio

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This is the most boring of all the cutscenes. Good thing we get to see it once so we know never to play it cuz it's obviously a horrible game.
 

Neotericity

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Onyx Oblivion said:
Took 2 minutes to get to a voice...WHAT THE HELL?!

This was so boring, that it was hard to sit through, even WITH you guys commenting.

This is not an Unskippable I will ever be able to rewatch.

Anyway, I believe it's actually a Strategy game.
Yeah that was almost too painful to watch, worst cutscene I've personally ever seen, even the cutscenes that show you all this cool stuff but don't let you do it aren't as bad as this, what were they thinking.