Unskippable: Zoids Assault

[NeoShinGundam]

*GGGGRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Dear God, that was the most awful game intro I've ever seen. It's a pity that Zoids games can't seem to live up to their potential.

 

[Razvex]

I'm usually pretty patient when it comes to endless and often droll storytelling prior and during a game.. But this was just a total snooze fest. I can't help but wonder if it stands up there as the dullest lol

Although it'd be a treat to see the entirety of this game done by Graham and Paul. Kudos once again, fellas

 

[Firia]

You boys normally have such a great segment here. This was a dull choice of a game, no matter how unskippable the scene was... unskippable and absolutely intollerable. Kudos for slugging through it. You boys really played with what little matterial you had, but this is not an episode I will be returning to. I look forward to next week as always, reguardless.

("Metal Gear?!" was the highlight. )

 

[Vampire cat]

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What an INSANELY BORING intro! Seriously, just the first few screens of text would have caused me to ditch this game, and then comes the super-lazy sketch-art cutscenes Oo. *shiver* So glad I will never have to play this game.

 

[Comma-Kazie]

What a terrible opening cutscene--they must have really had to work to try and wring something funny out of that one.

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

Western badass and a doctor.

Cleef, you are the motherfucking man!

Somehow I was waiting for a joke refering to the Defias brotherhood.

Nice work guys thou the video is really lame and boring, seems the developers didnt even tried and asked a group of teenager to come up with it. Seems like an introduction to a flash game (the diference being flash games have more color and more sound and more boobs).

And why would maroll apologise jamil, jamil attacked first. Sorry guys for responding in self defense and butchering millions of you and cause billions of petasas in damage (any idea how much is 1 petasa worth in euros or US dollars these days?!)

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Damn that game looks TERRIBLE!

Calumon: I thought the three year war would go on for 5 years, 8 tops!

Hmm...they're changing...Calumons didn't use to be like this...


That looks like on of the old timey text adventures like in Strong Bad's dungeon keeper.

Thats because... IT'S AN IMPOSTER!

I'll save you Calumon! I brought Back up!

 

[Spiner909]

I was actually sort of quoting Left 4 Dead 1 intro (Damn it Bill! *wipes Calumon goo on Catkid*)

But now that I know he has been captured, I shall support you!

 

[sixinthehood]

At least this was a step up from just using concept art...

 

[kmg90]

Took 2 minutes to get to a voice...WHAT THE HELL?!

This was so boring, that it was hard to sit through, even WITH you guys commenting.

This is not an Unskippable I will ever be able to rewatch.

Anyway, I believe it's actually a Strategy game.

I agree this was so unbearable I couldn't even watch the whole thing
The only highlight was METAL GEAR....

Which btw about the comments comparing to Metal Gear Solid 4, please don't compare still images and boring dialog that makes me want fall asleep to a game with stellar cut scenes (if you like a deep, well written story)

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

This is the most boring of all the cutscenes. Good thing we get to see it once so we know never to play it cuz it's obviously a horrible game.

 

[Neotericity]

Took 2 minutes to get to a voice...WHAT THE HELL?!

This was so boring, that it was hard to sit through, even WITH you guys commenting.

This is not an Unskippable I will ever be able to rewatch.

Anyway, I believe it's actually a Strategy game.

Yeah that was almost too painful to watch, worst cutscene I've personally ever seen, even the cutscenes that show you all this cool stuff but don't let you do it aren't as bad as this, what were they thinking.

 

[cormacdffy]

Awesome episode!
And was that a "Goon Show" reference at about three minutes in?

 

[Dragon_Nexus]

Holy crap...these guys listen to the Goon Show? o.0
Dudes...Love you guys even more now =D

 

[flosy]

Zoids Assault

Courtroom sketches finally get their own game.

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Well yeh Ace Attorney. Also whoever made this game needs to go away...

 

[killerbread]

kinda funny but still boring

 

[Aptspire]

"an experimental superweapon
-Metal Gear!"
good work there, guys XD

 

[tetron]

And for those wondering yes this game does have 3d graphics. The game also sucks as much as this scene here.

 

[Oktanas]

i think this episode is one of the worst didn't even finished watching it.

 

[historybuff]

"METAL GEAR!" That caught me completely by surprise

And it was awesome!

Damn that game looks TERRIBLE!

Calumon: I thought the three year war would go on for 5 years, 8 tops!

[sub]The Hundred Years' War went on from 1337 to 1453[/sub]

A hundred years is much easier to generalize about than three years.

Man, quite a dull cut-scene. Kudos to you guys for sitting through it.