Unskippable: Zoids Assault

[gamegod25]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...

A weapon to use against their enemies? Those crafty bastards!

Not to be mentioned outside these doors. I'm looking at you Ted.

Gasp! Wait no, that name means absolutely nothing to me.

And to understand the backstory for the backstory please see the attached supplement.

 

[ManaAdvent]

Wow, that has to be one of the most boring cutscenes ever! There was just a lot of text for about the first half, and boring talk for the rest. That's just painful.

Professor X is extremely disappointed.

 

[k-ossuburb]

Who told you to use this intro sequence? Whoever it was, they don't get to make choices any more. Not even their choice in sandwich.

 

[TheHermit]

Wow... worst intro ever. Couldn't imagine watching this without rifttracks... I mean unskippable.

 

[Digikid]

Damn that game looks TERRIBLE!

Yes it does.

Worst. Cutscene. EVER!

 

[Vanbael]

Woah, if it wasn't for those two annoying guys talking, this cut scene would have put me to sleep faster then my chemistry professor.

Just kidding, you two aren't annoying. Great job, you two can really brighten the worst cutscene ever.

 

[Random Wanderer]

Ye gods, that was dull. No offense to Graham and Paul, you guys did well, but just like in the original MST3k there are times when the content is so poor that nothing the commenters do can salvage it.

I'd think a game about Zoids might want to actually have some in the opening.

 

[Hayate_GT]

wow that was probably the most boring vid i have seen so far...Paul and Graham tried to be funny and were ok but i dont think anything could have made the cut scene interesting...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"Yay, second guy, screw you first guy!"

"Metal Gear!"

Using a superweapon against your enemies? Now that's just plain crazy talk!

 

[DND Judgement]

jesus fucking christ when i saw the word zoids i actually got a little excited cos of how awesome that show was.... i don't think i have ever been so disappointed in my life.... ever.....

 

[The Iconnorclast]

God I could not even finish that watching this cutscene, so terrible... Funny episode with what you did I mean, but the cutscene itself was so boring I couldnt watch.

 

[Spiner909]

Damn that game looks TERRIBLE!

Calumon: I thought the three year war would go on for 5 years, 8 tops!

Hmm...they're changing...Calumons didn't use to be like this...


That looks like on of the old timey text adventures like in Strong Bad's dungeon keeper.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Zoinks, Kind of makes it look like you're 'dizzin' your own intro (Wich by the way is one of the few i havent grown sick of yet).

 

[ucciolord1]

That was the worst cutscene ever.
And not a single friggin' Zoid to be found!

 

[BrownGaijin]

So they sent you cheesy intros, the worst they could find...

Zoids Assault? More like Zork Assault.

 

[Logan Hartke]

Seriously, the Lee Van Cleef reference just moved Graham and Paul way up the list for me. Nice job.

 

[Zivlok]

Wow, that was possibly the worst cutscene you guys've done yet. Simply terrible. Wow.

 

[G Skunk]

Haha. Here's one for everyone who thought the Resonance of Fate intro cutscene was bad.

Still, there's gotta be a worse one out there than even this.

 

[Mydnyght]

Haha. Here's one for everyone who thought the Resonance of Fate intro cutscene was bad.

I hear you, man. That Resonance of Fate cutscene may have been bizarre, but at least it was SOMETHING.
This one, however... text and silence, text and silence, text and silence...then still drawings and a BORING speech...Yeah, this one was far worse than that of RoF.

 

[addeB]

This video was so god damn boring,that even you guys didn't manage to make it fun