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Outright Villainy

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I've gotten a few of the radio broadcasts, about 9, but the one just after you get the second portal gun is so fiendish I just gave up. I've gotten the radio out from the other side of the door, by placing a portal near the pit and jumping in then rushing to get it before it closes, but then I'm stuck, there's nowhere in that small room that has a signal and going back is now impossible...
Um, help?
 

CoverYourHead

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Lord Krunk said:
Note that on Page 3 of the questionnaire, there's no 's'. Just thought I'd put that out there.
That's because the question clearly states that he "likes all the letters equally except for 's'". Which is still puzzling, but that is the reason it is missing.
 

HentMas

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MaxChaos said:
Right, remember to have a piece of paper, because after 50 or so inane questions you need to recount a loooooooooooooong passcode (which you can't just copy and paste). I forgot.

Damn.

Is anybody else actually interested by this? Cos I'm pretty excited, but that might just be me.
dude... you are not finding anything else, it was all in there in the first time, the apply file is a questionary, the password is useless as it is blinking, when you finally have it on paper it changes some characters every minute or so, at the end they ask you this pass wich is case sensitive and well, you dont have the option

if this is the first time you have gone into that page, enter, login, whatever name you want, portal as password, and type thecakeisalie, it will show you a letter of some employee and a video feed of the relaxation chamber

nothing new in the page.
 

Lord Krunk

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CoverYourHead said:
Lord Krunk said:
Note that on Page 3 of the questionnaire, there's no 's'. Just thought I'd put that out there.
That's because the question clearly states that he "likes all the letters equally except for 's'". Which is still puzzling, but that is the reason it is missing.
Note my next post. I figure they're linked.
 

GoldenCondor

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MaxChaos said:
DOUBLE UPDATE:

Read this
http://store.steampowered.com/news/3559/

Notice the underlined letters? They spell drattmannh0nee

NOW

www.aperturescience.com

Type LOGIN
Username is DRATTMANN
Password is either PASS or H0NEE (note the zero, as opposed to an 'O') - neither of this have worked for me, but they have for others.
Type DIR/PLAY PORTAL/HELP for goodies.

EDIT: password is PORTAL

Then type DIR
This has been known since the regular portal came out. You can do this with any user name, as long as the password is portal.
 

Altorin

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yeah, DRATTMANH0NEE is an anagram

RAT MAN NEED with H0TD leftover, so that's probably not it, but it's clearly meant to be an anagram
 

cryoblade

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I think there may have been a subtle update still however. on the application i noticed that some letters would fade in an out (and some flashing cakes) also some questions were different than i remembered. try loging in with drattmann:portal and marking down all the flashing letters (i didnt realize untill halfway through)
 

Tharwen

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GoldenCondor said:
MaxChaos said:
DOUBLE UPDATE:

Read this
http://store.steampowered.com/news/3559/

Notice the underlined letters? They spell drattmannh0nee

NOW

www.aperturescience.com

Type LOGIN
Username is DRATTMANN
Password is either PASS or H0NEE (note the zero, as opposed to an 'O') - neither of this have worked for me, but they have for others.
Type DIR/PLAY PORTAL/HELP for goodies.

EDIT: password is PORTAL

Then type DIR
This has been known since the regular portal came out. You can do this with any user name, as long as the password is portal.
Or you can use cjohnson and tier3 as user and password if you want some more information on Aperture Science. That's not really relevant to this though.
 

DominicxD

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Username: Drattman
Password: h0nee
Protip: BBS

Don't bother with http://www.aperturescience.com/ since you can use any user name and the password portal and still sign on.
 

GiantRedButton

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Btw, during the quiz on the site, a bunch of the lretters start flashing after a while, i have h and A. Edit: The third letter is S
 

Gladion

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GiantRedButton said:
Btw, during the quiz on the site, a bunch of the lretters start flashing after a while, i have h and A. Edit: The third letter is S
Lord Krunk said:
And the 's' is glowing on page 36. Strangely, that was the same number I chose as my favourite.
CoverYourHead said:
That's because the question clearly states that he "likes all the letters equally except for 's'". Which is still puzzling, but that is the reason it is missing.
If you pay attention the whole survey through, you'll find out that several letters are flashing, writing them all down, they give you a message. S is the 9th, btw. ;)
The message (warning, it's pretty lame):
the cake is a lie

ianrocks6495 said:
LimaBravo said:
The only winning move is not to play.
Damn, what was that movie called again? I know it had Matthew Broderick, but I can't remember the name.
LimaBravo said:
Ferris Buellers Day Off ?
Wargames! I win!
 

Lord Krunk

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Gladion said:
So the fact that it was missing on page 9 and wound up on page 36 (the one I chose as my favourite number in an earlier question) was merely a crazy coincidence?

Oh well, I thought I was on to something.
 

Gladion

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Lord Krunk said:
Gladion said:
So the fact that it was missing on page 9 and wound up on page 36 (the one I chose as my favourite number in an earlier question) was merely a crazy coincidence?

Oh well, I thought I was on to something.
I'm not sure. I mean, four times nine is 36. Coincidence, or maybe the biggest conspiracy of all times?!
 

Lord Krunk

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Gladion said:
Lord Krunk said:
Gladion said:
So the fact that it was missing on page 9 and wound up on page 36 (the one I chose as my favourite number in an earlier question) was merely a crazy coincidence?

Oh well, I thought I was on to something.
I'm not sure. I mean, four times nine is 36. Coincidence, or maybe the biggest conspiracy of all times?!
And do you know what has four letters?

C-A-K-E.

It all comes back to the cake, man!
 

Gladion

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Lord Krunk said:
Gladion said:
Lord Krunk said:
Gladion said:
So the fact that it was missing on page 9 and wound up on page 36 (the one I chose as my favourite number in an earlier question) was merely a crazy coincidence?

Oh well, I thought I was on to something.
I'm not sure. I mean, four times nine is 36. Coincidence, or maybe the biggest conspiracy of all times?!
And do you know what has four letters?

C-A-K-E.

It all comes back to the cake, man!
!!!

But you know what else has four letters!?

S-H-I-T

I think that this is what we would get when we're done speculating...
:(
 

Lord Krunk

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Gladion said:
Lord Krunk said:
Gladion said:
Lord Krunk said:
Gladion said:
So the fact that it was missing on page 9 and wound up on page 36 (the one I chose as my favourite number in an earlier question) was merely a crazy coincidence?

Oh well, I thought I was on to something.
I'm not sure. I mean, four times nine is 36. Coincidence, or maybe the biggest conspiracy of all times?!
And do you know what has four letters?

C-A-K-E.

It all comes back to the cake, man!
!!!

But you know what else has four letters!?

T-H-I-S
Fixed that for ya.
 

Dahemo

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http://pastebin.com/k1BkBv1L

Just discovered this in google trawling, I can't tell if this is a new development or the original images file. It probably isn't anything important but thought I'd raise attention...