Harry Mason said:
A whip, a riding crop, a few small knives, a crucifix, and some handcuffs.
I think I'd be better equipped to sex them up than to murder them...
...surfing The Escapist from a fetish shop, are we? Or is there something between you, your lover, and your psychiatrist that i don't want to learn about?
Okay, speaking on my behalf i'm currently in a Jamaican cafe. I already have a knife, i carry it with me, but other than that, not much. I guess i could throw the plates or throw boiling hot coffee into someone's face.
If they attacked me in my house, i actually have a small collection of knives, a crowbar, a dog, and my girlfriend has a wooden sword for some reason. Maybe--
Wait, i don't need a weapon to defend myself. They'll very obligingly bring knives or guns for me to use, and even if they went in expecting the apartment to be empty and are only armed with a tool kit, i have a distinct advantage of having long legs, big feet, and the knowledge of where the legs are the weakest. I'll just break their knees and call the cops while my dog pisses on the screaming bastards.