Useless Skill

[laol1999]

i can solve a rubiks cube (3x3 and 4x4) and im pretty good at cup stacking
i also know an unnessicary amount about the simpsons
i wish i could juggle though

 

[Blemontea]

I have the ultimate hitchhikers thumb, when i give a thumbs up it can bend back FAR.

 

[child of lileth]

I can make either of my legs go out of place to look like they were just broken. It's only useful when I want to get someone suspended from work, or fired or something. lol

 

[ooknabah]

But anyways, I can speak four languages

I'm pretty sure speaking many languages is a pretty useful skill. Unless one of them is Esperanto of course.

 

[no oneder]

But anyways, I can speak four languages

I'm pretty sure speaking many languages is a pretty useful skill. Unless one of them is Esperanto of course.

In the US it is kinda useless, since no one bothers to speak anything else.

In Canada on the other side... MULTI-CULTURAL MASH-UP!!!

 

[Tartarga]

I can make extremely weird noises. So far, no one I have met has been able to beat me at this.

 

[Finbark]

I'm ambidextrous in writing and using a mouse. I had a broken arm for three months so I had to learn to use my off-hand.

I'd like to be able to do a back flip from a standing position. Useless, but awesome.

Edit: Also, I can snap with three fingers.

 

[ooknabah]

I'm pretty sure speaking many languages is a pretty useful skill. Unless one of them is Esperanto of course.

In the US it is kinda useless, since no one bothers to speak anything else.

In Canada on the other side... MULTI-CULTURAL MASH-UP!!!

I would dare to say that even if YOUR country doesn't use the other languages you speak that they can still be useful. I mean, don't you have ethnic quarters in the city you live in? I love going to the French quarter of my town and listen to people gossip when they don't think I can understand them.

 

[The Procrastinated End]

I have the ability to criticize every single thing regardless of my own actual opinion, and I usually do.

 

[no oneder]

I'm pretty sure speaking many languages is a pretty useful skill. Unless one of them is Esperanto of course.

In the US it is kinda useless, since no one bothers to speak anything else.

In Canada on the other side... MULTI-CULTURAL MASH-UP!!!

I would dare to say that even if YOUR country doesn't use the other languages you speak that they can still be useful. I mean, don't you have ethnic quarters in the city you live in? I love going to the French quarter of my town and listen to people gossip when they don't think I can understand them.

I guess it could work. Could.

 

[unoleian]

An amazing range of incredibly annoying voices and impersonations. Wait, those can be useful...

uhm. Can suspend a ping-pong ball in mid-air for a decent number of seconds, by blowing air out my mouth. The amazing levitation trick!

 

[Solemn Soup]

I have the ability to remeber the most random and most of the time useless information, hmmm a useless skill I'd like to have would have to be how to do phone songs, that's just cool.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I can do the butterfly stretch perfectly.

I wish I could I had the ability to wiggle my ears.

 

[Zigot66]

I can snap with both my middle finger and my ring finger, both left and right handed, so four snaps, all in rapid succession. No one I know can do that, so yeah... go go skills.

I would like to be able to whistle clearly and in to be able to do more than one key, I can't change pitch at all and it creeps me out.

 

[InnerRebellion]

I can change my voice so well that people have actually wondered where the person speaking is during the school day. (I name my voices)

 

[RatRace123]

I can talk really really fast, provided I'm reading something at the time.

I wish I had the ability to fart on command, if only because I'm easily amused, and I think that would be funny.

 

[Daipire]

I can dislocate my fingers (and thumbs) and my shoulders.

I want to be able to catch food in my mouth, however...

 

[P.Tsunami]

All animals like me for some reson [sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]not in a creepy way freaks[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
I am good at most video games instantly.

Spoiler: skill i would like is:

be able to type without looking at keybord

I have that skill. I never look at the keyboard. Haven't since I was seven.

Spoiler: I'd very much like to be able to

I'd very much like to be able to whistle.

 

[Pingieking]

I can do a really loud clicking noice with my tongue. Not the little clicks that everyone can do; mine is loud enough to cause pain in people's ears if I stand next to them.

I want to be able to fall asleep on my left side. Currently I can only fall asleep lying on my back or on my right side.

 

[GnomeThief]

I know how to wiggle my eyeballs. And, before I got braces, I could squirt water through the gap in my front teeth.

I'd like to be able to raise one eyebrow like Mr. Spock does. My brother knows how to do it, but I can't figure it out.