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Nikolaz72

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Apr 23, 2009
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The Skill to attract a thousand flyes.. The ability to get so annoyed by them when going to sleep that you surrender and go sleep on the couch. The ability to talk without people listening/you being ignored. The ability to sound sarcastic when you really arent meant to.
 

Queen Michael

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Jun 9, 2009
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I typed this without looking at the keyboard once. Also, I know the lyrics to "I am the very model of a modern major-general"'s first verse and almost the entire "We didn't start the fire".
 

Shemming

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Jun 12, 2010
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I can follow anyone unnoticed for long periods of time.

What i'd want to be able to do would be to be able to do art's and craft's stuff.
 

not_the_dm

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Aug 5, 2009
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I'm very good at reading people, and people seem to trust me instinctively with their pesonal issues. Not sure if these are useless but when you combine them with my reputation for being helpfull and keeping quiet about such things has caused me to be a sponge for secrets at school. Mostly girls with boy trouble. Really awkward when a girl that I've liked for quite a while came to talk to me in Venice about that kind of problem...

A skill I'd like to have? The ability to move my eyebrows independantly. Again, given my unofficial position, that's not exactly useless...
 

ShrooM_DoughKiD

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HOLY CRAP a thread of my thread ( sorry but most of my threads on various websites are rubbish) My useless skill? i know a shitload of useless trivia, a lot of movie and tv show quotes and a butt load of song lyrics.

I wish I had the ability to Speed Stack cups.