Useless Superpower

[Zenn3k]

The ability to talk to fish

 

[crop52]

Knocking down trees, but only if there's nobody around to hear it,

 

[SeaCalMaster]

The ability to grow my fingernails quickly.

 

[kaveradeo]

Being invisible while playing the trombone? ...no, that's been done...

Uh. How about being about to talk to fish, but only in the desert...

You could just say the ability to talk to fish /aquaman sucks./

 

[teebeeohh]

i can turn invisible while wearing a gimp suit

 

[Joseph Valdez]

I instantly thought of this

 

[JDLY]

The ability to communicate with plants. Useless. What interesting thing would grass have to say?

Probably something like "Quit stepping on me you f***er!"

 

[mysecondlife]

The ability to shapeshift into a bucket of water.

Really, what were those twins called from that one TV show? There was a girl and a guy, and when they shapeshifted the guy was always a bucket of water and the girl was always slightly more useful, but not that much more. I can't think of their names nor the name of the show, but those two characters sucked. They were completely useless.

wonder twins.. I believe.


Power to dampen things when you touch it seems useless.. Like that guy from Dr. Horrible.

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

The ability to breathe water- only while inside of a submarine.

 

[SuperNova221]

The ability to combust. Yourself.

 

[Dr Sauce]

Reminds me of a discution of super-zero names:
-Slighty out of reach Man (with the power to not quite be in arms length of something)
-Captain Oblivious (with the power to never know whats happening)
-Bystander Boy (with the power to look on at the action)

 

[Atticus89]

The ability to turn things into chocolate with a single touch.

 

[Adventurer2626]

With the ability to choose to do nothing, (with the restriction that I can't choose to not respire, require food for energy, halt my internal processes or anything else we normally have no control over) I am...Mediocre Man! *epic hero pose*

 

[captaincabbage]

The ability to shoot pencils from your ears.

 

[GreyKnight3445]

Aqua man

/thread

 

[Swarles]

The ability to make random pop-culture references from East Jesus Nowhere while on forums. Quickly, First person to correctly guess the reference gets a cookie.

 

[Kraj]

Sing! underwater.....

The ability to shapeshift into a bucket of water.

Really, what were those twins called from that one TV show? There was a girl and a guy, and when they shapeshifted the guy was always a bucket of water and the girl was always slightly more useful, but not that much more. I can't think of their names nor the name of the show, but those two characters sucked. They were completely useless.

Are you talking about that one part in Fairly Odd Parents when Timmy's Dad's super power is to turn into a bucket of water?

No, not at all. I believe it was Justice Friends, or Super Heroes, or something crazy... the two were members of a group of super heroes, I think it had some actual super heroes in it like Superman or something, but I don't remember who. All I remember is that it was kind of old. It should be noted that it wasn't always a bucket of water, sometimes it would be a block of ice or something, but it was always something H2O based and it was always useless.

Weren't they the wonder twins?
OT

The ability to go without sleep, for 16 hours a day.

 

[SkyHawkMkIV]

The ability to instantly teleport my boxers anywhere within a 1/2 mile radius. No, no. Not me wearing my boxers, just the boxers themselves.

 

[Riptide1]

The ability to shapeshift into a bucket of water.

Really, what were those twins called from that one TV show? There was a girl and a guy, and when they shapeshifted the guy was always a bucket of water and the girl was always slightly more useful, but not that much more. I can't think of their names nor the name of the show, but those two characters sucked. They were completely useless.

Also, I would love the ability to teleport like in Jumper. I would never actually draw attention to myself, but I would save tons of money on gas. Teleport into a store, buy what I want, and then teleport out right in front of everyone. Awesome. Who needs secrecy?

it was the Wonder Twins, they had rings that when they put them together and said "wonder twin powers activate" they could shape shift, the chick would always turn into some animal and the guy would turn into something water themed.

for the useless power... the ability to teleport forward exactly 1 of your normal stride lengths, but not through things, so say you couldn't teleport through a door only a single step forward.

 

[Subwayeatn]

The power to see one second into the future.

That would be EXTREMELY useful, haven't you ever been in a situation where if you reacted a second earlier you'd prevent something bad?

Like getting killed walking around a corner in an fps or stepping on a nail?