So basically this is a game by Uwe Boll made after a movie by Uwe Boll...Programmed_For_Damage post=9.71803.737791 said:
I am unable to think of any joke about this, this is just horrific.
Uwe Boll makes Video Game!
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I am unable to think of any joke about this, this is just horrific.
I certainly hope he shoots his writers for coming up with that garbage that I just saw scrawled across the scenes from the trailer. I guess that graphics atleast look to be on the cutting edge of last-gen. And I suppose the underground sections would bring a whole new meaning to the term "tunnel shooter".
However, I do agree with the fact that he sticks to his guns no matter how brain-killingly bad his stuff is.
However, I do agree with the fact that he sticks to his guns no matter how brain-killingly bad his stuff is.
Apparently the movie is the stuff of gold. He showed it a few days ago, and I hear it's great.
Oh my god.
He...He did it. He ACTUALLY fucking made a good...movie.
*Waits for the world to collapse in on itself.*
Oh my god.
He...He did it. He ACTUALLY fucking made a good...movie.
*Waits for the world to collapse in on itself.*
There seems to be a great miscommunication here. This is the game based off what was basically the first good Uwe Boll movie ever, which was not based off a game. It was shown at Fantasia this past summer, a Montreal Film Festival. It wasn't bad.
I hope someone makes a really bad film based on it, see how he feels to have someone butcher your work.
Still..... due to the power of double negatives, something good might come of this..... somehow, maybe, in the distant future.
Still..... due to the power of double negatives, something good might come of this..... somehow, maybe, in the distant future.
If my Atheist friends catch wind of this, they will consider it further evidence that no just and loving God exists so long Uwe Boll walks the Earth.
ROFLMAO!Beowulf DW post=9.71803.738761 said:
The disturbing thing is that it looks playable. It'll suck but so long as theres no attempt at story I think you could stomache it. But the first sign of dialouge and the game will go down the crapper
"Shit! In a few minutes this place will be swarming with more zipperheads. The tunnels are my only chance. Must be my lucky fucking day."
Wow, just wow. It's good to see this game will feature his usual, top notch dialogue.
When I read the title, I imagined a cross between T.M.N.T. & Biker Mice From Mars, set in the 60's featuring talking hippy mutant rats, that would have been better 100 times better than what I just witnessed.
EDIT: I can't believe that for my 400th post I actually bothered to pause the game trailer & quote what the subtitles said during the helicopter crash.
I've half a mind to report myself for repeating that Uwe Bollocks.
Wow, just wow. It's good to see this game will feature his usual, top notch dialogue.
When I read the title, I imagined a cross between T.M.N.T. & Biker Mice From Mars, set in the 60's featuring talking hippy mutant rats, that would have been better 100 times better than what I just witnessed.
EDIT: I can't believe that for my 400th post I actually bothered to pause the game trailer & quote what the subtitles said during the helicopter crash.
I've half a mind to report myself for repeating that Uwe Bollocks.
He doesn't make money but theres something about the taxes where he lives and how he gets a percentage of it to make movies and blah blah. It doesn't matter if he makes money or not since hes just getting funds for it regardless. Might as well throw that money to something people will remotely care about since hes exhausted all of his abilities to make pitiful excuses of movies and people to spend money on them.
I think I figured this one out. Conspiracy theory time put your tin foil hats on.
The games industry has been funding this effort of his so that the standard for good games drops, so all the mediocrity of games everyone's been complaining about seem like triple A titles compared to this game hes about to unleash on the world.
The games industry has been funding this effort of his so that the standard for good games drops, so all the mediocrity of games everyone's been complaining about seem like triple A titles compared to this game hes about to unleash on the world.
