Uwe Boll's Game Now Available

[runedeadthA]

Believe it or not, the movie It's based on is quite good actually.Well not "GOOD" good, but pretty good.I mean it's no blockbuster, but fairly entertaining.I was pretty shocked when I found out that Dr.Boll directed it.

EDIT:Well,ok it sucks.But you gotta respect Uwe Boll.He never has made any profit with his movies, he pretty much finances everything with some strange Tax-Scam he came up with and when you criticize him, he'll just challenge you to a boxing match.And he'll probably win.

It's not really a tax SCAM, its just a thing the German government came up with to help German movie makers. I can't remember the details, but I do remember that Uwe Boll is actually using it exactly as intended... Basically the thing means that no matter how bad his movies are, neither Uwe Boll or his investors will lose money... Ever.

 

[Dogstile]

Is he going to make a movie out of this?

And if so, how can we stop it?

tunnel rats has already been made, the game was made after it

read the damn post

 

[tehweave]

*vomits*

*shudders*

*plays*

 

[sorry user name taken.]

no....why...~falls to knees crying~..why can't he just stop...WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!


any way drama over with on a prevoius topic i did say...


''it may be good........................maybe''


..>.>..

 

[Nerdfury]

As bad as most of his movies are (at least, the ones I've seen), it's funny how most of the comments here are negative, even without having played the game.

Here's an idea - when you actually play the game and play it without the baggage of hating Uwe Boll, come back and give us an opinion. Preferably with fact.

That said, if a demo comes out I'll play. And if I like it I'll buy - regardless of who made it.

 

[Wayne Insane]

Believe it or not, the movie It's based on is quite good actually.Well not "GOOD" good, but pretty good.I mean it's no blockbuster, but fairly entertaining.I was pretty shocked when I found out that Dr.Boll directed it.

EDIT:Well,ok it sucks.But you gotta respect Uwe Boll.He never has made any profit with his movies, he pretty much finances everything with some strange Tax-Scam he came up with and when you criticize him, he'll just challenge you to a boxing match.And he'll probably win.

It's not really a tax SCAM, its just a thing the German government came up with to help German movie makers. I can't remember the details, but I do remember that Uwe Boll is actually using it exactly as intended... Basically the thing means that no matter how bad his movies are, neither Uwe Boll or his investors will lose money... Ever.

Yeah, I remember it being all around the news around here.I thought it was pretty cool back then,but it would have been nice if anything good actually came from it once.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No. NO. NO NO NO NO NO!
As if Uwe Boll wasn't doing enough damage making those awful video game films, now he has to go and make a game that will inevitably be shitty. Damn it, why can't he just accept the fact that he sucks.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Sweet, Looks like a good game

Are you serious.

Boll just needs to be stopped, or else he's going to end the world.

 

[calelogan]

As curious as I may be...I can't shake the thought that things with "Uwe Boll" written on them just aren't worth it.

 

[oldMcDouche]

He's making a Ninja Gaiden movie too. saw the trailer today.

i mean REALLY?? when does he stop ffs!

 

[Steve the Pocket]

I've checked out Internet Movie Database for this movie, and it's actually gotten a wide range of reviews. A lot of the latest ones are positive, which may account for its 124% increase in popularity this week. ... I've also noted that a lot of people have commented favorably on the acting and...even the direction itself.

I heard his Postal movie was rather entertaining in an over-the-top, South Park sort of way. Which, since it's Postal, was the whole point. So it's possible the guy can actually produce half-decent schlockbusters given the right jumping-off point.

Frankly I'm holding out more hope for the movie than the game. When was the last time anyone managed to produce an incredible video game on their first try? Much less a video game based on a movie? Throw Uwe Boll into the mix and you see what we optimists are up against.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

It looks like a total piece of crap. Like Call of Duty and a bad game mixed together

 

[Hazy]

I might be a fool, If this actually ends up being good (Yeah right) but I'll be a fool with
$20. Thank you, and goodnight.

 

[SharPhoe]

He's making a Ninja Gaiden movie too. saw the trailer today.

I'm going to attempt to withhold my rage and pretend that you didn't just say that. Owe can't touch my beloved Ninja Gaiden games, he shan't have them!

EDIT:
Hazy, this is the second time tonight I've posted directly behind you. Coincidence?

 

[Christemo]

it has been available for 3 days on steam.

 

[RebelRising]

As bad as most of his movies are (at least, the ones I've seen), it's funny how most of the comments here are negative, even without having played the game.

Here's an idea - when you actually play the game and play it without the baggage of hating Uwe Boll, come back and give us an opinion. Preferably with fact.

That said, if a demo comes out I'll play. And if I like it I'll buy - regardless of who made it.

A horse's anus produces shit. This is a fact. Should I check every few hours with no preconceptions to see if this has changed?
Why should it be any different with Uwe Boll. Everything he produces is shit, why would this be any different?

Because unlike an anus, humans are generally dynamic enough to be able to change, whether for better or for worse. Excreting bodily waste, an anus is fitted perfectly for that function. People are a little more diverse than that. People aren't motivated by hearing that their creations are the scum of the earth, but rather by constructive criticism, and people generally respond positively if they are challenged, and not crammed, by an overwhelming public, into a creative rut just because nobody trusts them. Flaming him certainly hasn't encouraged him positively.

I'm not saying his movies are good, but, hell, a lot of treasured directors have had some unlucky breaks in terms of direction. Boll could use a few lucky ones.