Vader Wants You to Know: Obi-Wan is Dead
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They blew up Alderan killing billions.icyneesan said:This just reminds me that I can't remember WHY The Empire is evil
"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...."Psycho Cat Industries said:
I apologize, sir, but as a nitpicking fanboy, I could not let that go un-nitpicked.
I don't believe it! There have already been sightings made of Obi-Wan. This is just more Empire propoganda getting us to believe they are actually doing more than just sitting on their thrones...
Here is an obvious picture taken of Kenobi since the alleged incident, on another planet to boot. What do you have to say to that, Darth?
Here is an obvious picture taken of Kenobi since the alleged incident, on another planet to boot. What do you have to say to that, Darth?
What I find suspicious is that Obi-Wan was killed inside the Death Star, and yet the Imperial government denies any knowledge of it.HankMan said:
Of course, what this story is really covering up is that Vader is actually a member of a subversive religion. However much he might protest, he was raised Jedi, and even went to a Jedi school. Sure, he claims to be a Sith now, but he's actually a marxist-socialist-Jedi who sectretly prays three times a day while facing the ruins of Dantooine enclave.
Plus, oppression and shit. All the racism, too, now that I think of it. They were also led by an evil wizard, if that counts for anything.Rocketboy13 said:They blew up Alderan killing billions.icyneesan said:This just reminds me that I can't remember WHY The Empire is evil
Sure, they brought structure to the galaxy, and repaired what the crumbling democracy of the Republic had let go to seed, but at the price of racial and religious tyranny. And this is why we don't vote for fundamentalists, kids; eventually a plucky farmboy will blow the shit out of their base, and it'll all be downhill from there. Sarah Palin had better block all the vents on her house...
