Valve: There Is No Half-Life 3

TheMann

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Okay, here are my overall thoughts on Half Life 3:

As far as a supposed ARG, I think people are a bit off their nut with this. Seriously, talk about an over-analysis. I didn't see anything indicating or suggesting an announcement of a Half Life game.
SirBryghtside said:
HOWEVER, it doesn't deny this. [http://store.valvesoftware.com/holiday_comic/?p=3] Note the shape of the Christmas tree lights, which, if you think about it, don't quite make sense.
I don't see anything with the lights, but I suppose the fact that the stockings have Half Life characters names on them may suggest that Valve hasn't forgotten about the franchise. Of course, the best thing is what appears to be a Gabe Newell plushie under the tree.
nackertash said:
THANK GOD. Very happy that HL3 isnt coming out this console generation. That would have made me cry manly tears.
You're right, it should be a PC exclusive.

I'M KIDDING. True, I am a PC gamer, but that would be way too cruel to the console crowd. However, I have to disagree with that. Waiting for the next-gen consoles truly would be suicide for the franchise. While Valve hasn't yet announced HL3, as far as I know, there is no new consoles by Microsoft or Sony even remotely on the horizon. I'm sure they'll appear, but making a new console (or any new electronic device for that matter), is a major deal requiring a massive industrial effort of both hardware and software engineering, as well as rigorous testing. Wanting a developer to postpone their game in order wait for hardware that doesn't exist yet, would be like telling them to shoot themselves in the foot. PC gamers would be absolutely livid if Valve, a company that largely caters to the PC market, were doing this for any game, let alone Half Life. Delaying their dev cycle for speculative hardware to arrive doesn't seem like something Valve would even consider.

To all the people saying it won't happening, it's irrelevant, ect.:

Well, unless Valve's new slogan is "We hate money." Half Life 3 will definitely happen. It has a very large fanbase, with HL2 being one of the most critically acclaimed games in existence. It got a meta-score of 96. Metacritic can have issues, so I'm going off of the critics scores, not the users, who can troll or be fanboy-ish. 81 positive reviews, 0 mixed, 0 negative. That's quite a feat. Valve created a unique narrative with an interesting world, and focused on a handful of characters that the player would grow to care about. This is why it's frustrated to Half Life fans. To put it into context of other games, it's as if BioWare decided that Mass Effect 3 was not worth it or, if after the end of Halo 2, Bungie decided to call it quits. That would probably irk quite a few people. The best example could probably be Star Wars. What if, after The Empire Strikes Back ended, and all that shit went down with Han being snatched, Luke finding out that Vader was his father, setting up for some finale, Lucas just decided "Eh, fuck it." and never made Return of the Jedi. Well, that's sort of how Half Life fans feel. We loved the story and characters, and want to see it play out.

What I think happened:
To make it quick obviously it was the failure of episodic games. This much was admitted by Newell. He also officially said that Episode 3 would be the end of the Half Life 2 story arc. But after the events of Ep. 2, they probably realized there was no way in hell they could cram that much plot into the length of an episode without it being shitty. Being shitty is not something that Valve is very good at, which is also why things take so damn long with them. This combined with the runaway success of Portal, made it easier to do Portal 2 as their next major game than to risk poorly executing the end of Half Life. Logically, at the point they're at now, making HL3 their next major release would made complete sense. I'll wait for a public statement before popping the confetti, though.
 

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If I were Valve, I would take this opportunity to do some ACTUAL trolling. You know, drop a bunch of '3' and 'Lambda' related codes and phrases and stuff into every one of their press releases, even though they aren't working on it.

It'd be fun to watch the fanbase go wild with enthusiasm, and then progressively insane as time passes.

Is it weird to want this? :p
 

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I don't know why anyone gets disappointed anymore, they're probably not working on HL3 or on it directly. If anything they're probably working on a new engine before then, or for the game specifically.

Seriously it's out when it's out.
 

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Sgt. Sykes said:
You know, waiting for HL2 for 6 years was... kinda funny.

This isn't funny anymore.

But right, who needs a new shooter these days. Not us, not really, and certainly not Valve, with their STEAMroller of money machine.

Someone should just write a book to make the whole HL story coherent. Then make a movie. Done. Screw the games.

that is actually not a bad idea :D
 

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I still believe HL3 is coming. Especially after reading this article. It's definitely in the making. He didn't deny the existence of a HL3, only that there is nothing to be leaked. And why else would they tease us with the Borealis in Portal 2?
I just hope the game comes out before the world ends in December 2012... :p
 

Pearwood

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People put as much effort into interpretting made up bullshit numbers in Portal 2 as they did for the 9/11 conspiracies. Not sure if that's depressing or if those people who came up with the numbers for both things are just massive trolls.
 

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People thinking this time gap is extreme obviously weren't around for the time gap between HL1 and HL2, or the development time of TF2.

Respect to Valve for keeping shut for so long. They got high QA (if their dev cycle is long - I don't count L4D2 or TF2 updates since Polycount), experiment a lot, and a horror game needs mystery to catch the player off guard.
 

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All this conspiratorial stuff for a pew-pew shoot people game...I can't help but giggle when I look at it that way.

I loved Half Life 2, but I simply can't be arsed to care anymore. I probably will once something is announced, but there's no way anything they make will be 8+ years worth of awesome.
 

paketep

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"Chetf from Valve"

Really?. I'd like my news posting guy posting some PC news to at least know who some of the important people of Valve are.
 

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You will only ever truly appreciate HL2 if you played it anywhere near its release. For its time it was absolutely mindblowing. Everything else is/has ripped it off and it is slowly becoming interesting as people are playing the rip offs before the original, so its originality is lost. Happens with most great pieces of media art.
 

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Erm hello Episode 2 came out in October of 2007 and it's just about to turn 2012, that's still less than 5 years, not this 8 years you've claimed it's been since we last had any half-life (though granted thats still a long time to wait for 'episodic' content). Oh and your news headline "Valve: There is no Half-life 3" is manipulatively misleading, it implies that valve is stating half-life 3 doesn't exist, which we all know isn't true. I know, I know, you're a journalist (of sorts) and its only in your nature to be manipulative and misleading but that doesn't make it a good thing. Please don't use such insipid and shallow tactics just so the story can get more 'hits'.
 

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sir.rutthed said:
MiracleOfSound said:
Sigh. I really hope HL3 doesn't go the way of Duke. After all this build up now I really doubt it can live up to my hopes.
What buildup? All the hype has been purely from the fans. I honestly think Valve are just sitting there waiting to see how long the community will go on trolling their selves before everyone either stops caring or dies of old age.
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Vulpis said:
As some people I know about have pointed out...who needs HL3? What we want is *Episode* 3, which is not the same thing...and which nothing at *all* one way or another was said about.
It is the same thing. Half Life 2 episode 2 sucked or Half Life Episode 1, whichever one gave you the gravity gun that could pick up enemies and fling them at each other romantically. Its the same bloody thing, just one is about 2 or so hours and the other is 7 or so hours. Do you really want the next half life to be 2 or so hours long?

Seriously Half Life fans, stop trolling yourselves, hell, MAKE IT YOURSELVES! I'm being serious, isn't the next bit just going to be them going to the borealis, that shouldn't be too hard to make. I mean why the hell not?

AlternatePFG said:
I still think that Valve is just waiting to make Source 2 or whatever their next major engine upgrade will be called before announcing Half Life 3.
Probably, that was one of the major pushes of Half Life 2, was the Source engine.

CaptOfSerenity said:
I don't think Valve knows how to end the series.
Alright, heres how it will probably go down if they head for Borealis. 70% vehicle section there, then 10% puzzle, then 20% combat. Once there is 80% combat and 20% puzzle.

The plot will probably involve someone or something happening to someone like Barney who they then have to go save at the half way point. The begging is just getting there, and the end is just a massacre. Seriously, thats all it really needs to be, as long as writings good. Its not that they don't how to end a saga, its just their waiting for the next engine, since, remember when Half Life 2 came out and had physic based puzzles. Yeah, thats probably when Half Life 3 comes out is when the next engine is ready.
 

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...Like that'll keep people from looking for signs, considering how desperate they are... maybe if Valve'd just come out and say there's gonna be a Half Life 3...
 

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tehweave said:
MiracleOfSound said:
Sigh. I really hope HL3 doesn't go the way of Duke. After all this build up now I really doubt it can live up to my hopes.
Already has. I stopped caring after HL2 EP2 came out. Valve is making so much money with TF2 and Steam, that people need to realize that we'll probably never see another Half life game ever again. Want half life 3? Mod it! Make it yourself! We do have Gmod and the ability to make our own levels! Why hasn't someone made a fan-made HL3 mod yet?
Imma feed you :) have a cookie you deserve it.


any way, When I saw this thread I thought it was saying that valve announced there would be no half life 3. I'm glad this is not the case, wish escapist news writers would stop pulling this crap.
 

fanklok

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You guys haven't figured it out yet? They're skipping Half-Life 3 and going straight for number 4. It's quite obvious if you look at all the data.
 

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I'm a believer.

I'm naive.

I still believe that there will be a Half-Life 2: Episode 3. Or a Half-Life 3. I know.

Whether it'll be good or not is another debate entirely.