Alright, that's it.
I don't care about your political views
I don't care about your personal problems
I don't care about your sick pet
I don't care about your sickness
I don't care that the government is shutting down your airstrip
I don't care that your wife isn't here yet
I don't care that you don't use credit cards
I don't care about what you thought caused the cold war
I'm just trying to ring through your items and get you out the door.
No, I can't write you a picking ticket, or I would have already done so instead of sending you to Building Materials.
No, the store is closed, that's why you walked through the doors, up to the cashier at the register with the light on and people working and asked that stupid question.
No I don't have any spare shopping carts, where would they be, in my pocket?
No, the machines have been the same for the past twelve years, they've not magically changed their rules of engagement.
No I'm not here to lift your stuff into your car, that's why I called a carry out.
No, you are not somehow above me you stupid prick, you're a GODDAMN PLUMBER. YOU LITERALLY WORK IN OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIT. You do not get to look down on me, I make more money than you do, asshat.
If you take the ONE electric cart we have just because you're a lazy ass one more time, I'll make sure the next time you take it you actually need it.
If you observe your surroundings for a half a second, you'd find the rebates.
Yes you press enter, the only other button is the cancel key. What universe are you in that cancel would be the thing that confirms your signature?
Oh, do tell me that joke again, I never tire of hearing how the item should be free, or that you will only put it on the Menard's card if it's mine, lord knows how I laughed at it the first time I heard it, why wouldn't I laugh the millionth time?
Just because I'm quiet doesn't mean I hate you, though now that you accuse me of being angry, guess what? I hate you.
I don't care what you do with the stuff you bought, throw it away for all I care.
No, I won't adjust the price just because you asked, you didn't pay attention to what you were grabbing, it's your fault.
If I could do that, I would have already, but I'm not the judge of whether your card gets approved or denied.
No sir, I won't accept your check, you just tried three separate cards and they all got denied due to you being a deadbeat, I'm not risking a check to you for an order of ten thousand.
Get out of the way ma'am, you are blocking the sig cap from other guests with your fat, slow ass.
The reason you can't find it in your purse is because you have a purse you can fit in you dolt.
Yes you need to sign that, or I wouldn't have asked you to sign that.
It's policy to give you this sir, I really don't care if you just throw it away.
No, I won't toss your old battery in the garbage, as that's super illegal.
No, I won't be 'a cool guy' and sell you fireworks, you're like eleven years old. No I don't care that you lost your respect for me, I don't know who the hell you are.
Just go home, Lance. You're causing more trouble than you are worth.
How have you not gotten fired yet?
Supervisor, Dustin and I get along great and we work spectacularly together, why is he as far from me as physically possible?
No, don't send me home or anything, it's not like I only helped four people in the last six hours.
Patrick, you are a dumbass, and I hate the fact you get paid for what you do.
Shut up Martin you gelatinous blob of filth and putrescence. You are worthless.
...And I believe that's all the bile from today.
