Of the three, I'll go with robot. I'd hate for my whole life to be an experiment by European beavers who pretended they were humans raising me in America for Scientific or Fetishistic reasons.Hurr Durr Derp said:...or you're, y'know, not American.Tom Goldman said:If you haven't read Archie Comics sometime in your life, you're either a robot or were raised by beavers.
ok I am not going to lie that post made my dayKeyMaster45 said:I'll say it now because its going to be said eventually...*sigh*
Hur hur, he can eat more meat than jug head
Now that that's out of the way. I'm glad to see even a staple reminder of the 50's is making the effort to join the new reality we live in. Kudos to the makers of Archie comics for trying to teach the next generation more tolerance than the last
I can't disagree.MercenaryCanary said:Yet another example of the sheer brilliance and wit of the Escapist's writers.Tom Goldman said:Am I the only one up in arms about this new character? Archie Comics is really overstepping its bounds here, if I may be so bold. Do they seriously expect us to believe anyone could beat Jughead in a burger eating contest? Jughead Jones eats a stack of five burgers at once as a snack on a slow day, and some prettyboy out-of-towner is supposed to be able to defeat him just like that? I think not, Archie Comics, I think not.
He's been a teenager since the dawn of time. He'll never age or die until someone decapitates him.Sylryeth said:Exactly how old is Archie?
If her granddaughters are dumb enough at that point in their lives that they'd dump a fiance for something as trivial as eating hamburgers, then they DESERVE any and all misery that a choice of that nature causes. xDCyberKnight said:I thought maybe it was so they wouldn't turn into shallow princesses that drop their fiancés just because they see someone win a burger-eating contest and equate that with "manliness". I mean come on, that's like a plot out of the nineteen fift--- OOOHHH.Megido said:Why? Are you afraid they'll turn into gay men?Wolfiesden said:Well, I guess I won't let my granddaughters read Archie. EVER.
Dok Zombie said:Is... Is that a real thing?erbkaiser said:That, and the insane The Punisher Meets Archie comic.Dok Zombie said:All I know about Archie comics is from dialogue in Chasing Amy...
Archie is a vampire and soon the Archie comics wil tie in with the Twilight series.Starke said:He's been a teenager since the dawn of time. He'll never age or die until someone decapitates him.Sylryeth said:Exactly how old is Archie?
Wiki says he's been 17 since 1941.
In any case, you're not missing much.Hurr Durr Derp said:...or you're, y'know, not American.Tom Goldman said:If you haven't read Archie Comics sometime in your life, you're either a robot or were raised by beavers.