Versus game

[Barbas]

Terror, because that adds speed to weary limbs.

A life on the ocean waves or a life underground?

 

[Malbourne]

Life underground. Smaller chance of drowning.

Phoenix or unicorn?

 

[Barbas]

Phoenix, because then I can warm the homeless.

A submariner or a helicopter pilot?

 

[Malbourne]

A submariner, because I appreciate a man with a lot of seamen under his belt.

Mocha or chai tea?

 

[Barbas]

Chai tea, because it sits lighter and more comfortably.

Chocolate or strawberry ice cream?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Chocolate ice cream

Headphone or earphone?

 

[Malbourne]

Earphone. You don't put phones on your head, silly.

Capital punishment or Capital Wasteland?

 

[SirDerpy]

Capital Wasteland. I may or may not become a god among men, depending on how much buffout I take/if I find a hidden bunker somewhere.

Mountains vs. plains.

 

[Twintix]

Mountains. I can climb a mountain and look over the plains. It's a win-win. Also, it's great exercise.

Manga VS. Anime.

 

[Malbourne]

Manga. I gotta know the source material before the adaptation comes out so I can spoil everything in the comments section!

ORA vs. MUDA.

 

[SirDerpy]

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

Three strikes vs. an out.

 

[Barbas]

An out, because then we see who is determined enough to get back in.

Caldera or Khuul?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Dirty Cop because Neuromancer sounds a bit too sinister.

Sweet or savory?

 

[Twintix]

Sweet. 'Dat ice cream, yo.

Discworld or Ringworld?

 

[RedDeadFred]

I don't know what Ringworld is so I'll go with Discworld (though I haven't read any of the books).

Sword and shield, or Two-handed weapon.

 

[RedDeadFred]

I'll pick number 1 because from the videos I've seen of both games, the bosses from the first game seem more awesome.

Being a chemist who makes the purist meth, or being a junkie who learns many valuable life lessons.

 

[Malbourne]

Being a junkie who learns many valuable life lessons. Including making the purest meth!

Gin and tonic or catatonic?

 

[kailus13]

Gin and tonic, doesn't last as long.

Klonoa or Tomba?

 

[SirDerpy]

Klonoa, because Malbourne's avatar has drilled as much into me.

Hack life, or cheat death?

 

[kailus13]

Hack life. All the money I need, noclipping through walls, the potential is endless!

Panty or stocking?