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[RedDeadFred]

Gasoline because my car needs it.

Barbas's new avatar or his hold one?

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

New

DC vs. MARVEL

 

[RedDeadFred]

I only watch the movies/shows so: DC because the Dark Knight is one of my favourite movies.

Stubbing your toe REALLY hard or having a fairly painful hang nail?

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Stubbing my toe (as long as it doesn't break). I hate hang nails.

Swimming in a pool or in the ocean?

 

[Barbas]

In the ocean, because it's bigger, deeper and more mysterious.

A whale shark companion or an alpaca companion?

 

[RedDeadFred]

The alpaca. I don't live anywhere near salt water so the whale shark would just be a highly frowned upon (yet delicious) dinner.

Not ever being able to use the hospital again or not ever being able to eat any of your favourite foods again?

 

[Barbas]

The former, because I could use a private doctor instead. Ha-ha!

No ears or no legs?

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

No legs. Life without sound would just be horrible.

Batman The Animated Series (90's) vs. Spider-Man The Animated Series (90's)

 

[Barbas]

Batman, because it was darker and more interesting.

Living in Siberia vs living in Mongolia.

 

[RedDeadFred]

I'll pick Siberia simply because it's climate is closer to my current one than Mongolia (and also because I know almost nothing about modern Mongolia).

Eating a shirt or eating some dirt?

RHYMES!

 

[Barbas]

Eating a shirt, because it makes a nicer salad when shredded.

Lager or cider?

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Cider, I don't like beer.

Would you rather be very rich or very handsome?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Rich. I don't care what people say, money can in fact buy happiness. I'll reference Louis CK here, poor people fantasize about being rich and have their entire rich life planned out. Rich people don't fantasize about being poor. They don't sit around going "aw ya, I'd have to take the bus everywhere, that'd be so great." Also, I could just buy enough surgery to make myself handsome (if the trade-off is that I'm ugly).

Reading an overly long answer in a forum game or taking a sip of coffee that's a bit too hot?

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

Taking a sip of coffee that's a bit too hot.

Horror or Thriller

 

[Barbas]

Horror, because I imagine it'd be fun screaming "HOLY FUCKIN' ****" as loud as I can in a theatre and not being heard over the other screams.

Catching your arm in a window or stubbing your toe on a door frame?

 

[Silence]

Stubbing the toe. Never got my arm catched but I think it would be worse.

The classic:
Pirates or Ninjas?

 

[Barbas]

Pirates, because they can sail better and have funkier boots.

A swan or an ostrich?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Ostrich because they're hilarious.

Falling asleep in an embarrassing location or having a complete stranger walk up to you and start tapping you on the head?

 

[Barbas]

The latter, because then I could just tell them to stop doing that, it's annoying.

Wet shoes and socks or sunburned arms?

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

Wet Shoes and Socks. When I get sunburnt I REALLY get sunburnt D:

Dave Grohl vs. Kurt Cobain