Versus game

[Barbas]

An out, because then we see who is determined enough to get back in.

Caldera or Khuul?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Dirty Cop because Neuromancer sounds a bit too sinister.

Sweet or savory?

 

[Twintix]

Sweet. 'Dat ice cream, yo.

Discworld or Ringworld?

 

[RedDeadFred]

I don't know what Ringworld is so I'll go with Discworld (though I haven't read any of the books).

Sword and shield, or Two-handed weapon.

 

[RedDeadFred]

I'll pick number 1 because from the videos I've seen of both games, the bosses from the first game seem more awesome.

Being a chemist who makes the purist meth, or being a junkie who learns many valuable life lessons.

 

[Malbourne]

Being a junkie who learns many valuable life lessons. Including making the purest meth!

Gin and tonic or catatonic?

 

[kailus13]

Gin and tonic, doesn't last as long.

Klonoa or Tomba?

 

[SirDerpy]

Klonoa, because Malbourne's avatar has drilled as much into me.

Hack life, or cheat death?

 

[kailus13]

Hack life. All the money I need, noclipping through walls, the potential is endless!

Panty or stocking?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Stocking (we're talking about the anime right?)

Corset or Garter?

 

[Barbas]

Garter, because there's an order for that.

Philadelphia cream cheese or Edam cheese?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Edam. Spreads have nothing on actual hard cheese.

A filing cabinet that has run out of space, or a bicycle that doesn't have the optimal amount of air in its tires.

 

[Barbas]

The latter, because I can trick someone into riding it.

Rohan or Gondor?

 

[RedDeadFred]

And Rohan will answer! They fight off 10 thousand Uruks, save Gondor, Theoden is awesome, and their charge against Mordor at Minas Tirith is one of my favourite scenes of all time.

Steak: well done or rare?

 

[Malbourne]

Rare. What's the fun in eating anything but endangered species?

Mega Pokemon or Mega Digimon?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Mega Pokemon. Mega Digimon look a little too over the top in my opinion.

Spilling red wine on your new carpet or really bad traffic jams.

 

[StormShaun]

Red wine any day, I can deal with that easily.

Love or porn?

 

[kailus13]

The internet is generally more fun.

YOLO or SWAG?

 

[Barbas]

YOLO, because it sounds funnier when it's repeatedly yelled in a high-pitched voice.

A boat with a leak or a bike with a flat tire?

 

[RedDeadFred]

A bike with a flat tire. That's probably easier to deal with. Sure you can have quick fixes for the boat, but a permanent fix would probably be more challenging.

Crocodiles or alligators?