Rich. I don't care what people say, money can in fact buy happiness. I'll reference Louis CK here, poor people fantasize about being rich and have their entire rich life planned out. Rich people don't fantasize about being poor. They don't sit around going "aw ya, I'd have to take the bus everywhere, that'd be so great." Also, I could just buy enough surgery to make myself handsome (if the trade-off is that I'm ugly).
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