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RedDeadFred

Illusions, Michael!
May 13, 2009
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Rich. I don't care what people say, money can in fact buy happiness. I'll reference Louis CK here, poor people fantasize about being rich and have their entire rich life planned out. Rich people don't fantasize about being poor. They don't sit around going "aw ya, I'd have to take the bus everywhere, that'd be so great." Also, I could just buy enough surgery to make myself handsome (if the trade-off is that I'm ugly).

Reading an overly long answer in a forum game or taking a sip of coffee that's a bit too hot?
 

Barbas

ExQQxv1D1ns
Oct 28, 2013
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Horror, because I imagine it'd be fun screaming "HOLY FUCKIN' ****" as loud as I can in a theatre and not being heard over the other screams.

Catching your arm in a window or stubbing your toe on a door frame?
 

Silence

Living undeath to the fullest
Legacy
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Stubbing the toe. Never got my arm catched but I think it would be worse.

The classic:
Pirates or Ninjas?
 

Barbas

ExQQxv1D1ns
Oct 28, 2013
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Pirates, because they can sail better and have funkier boots.

A swan or an ostrich?
 

RedDeadFred

Illusions, Michael!
May 13, 2009
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Ostrich because they're hilarious.

Falling asleep in an embarrassing location or having a complete stranger walk up to you and start tapping you on the head?
 

Barbas

ExQQxv1D1ns
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The latter, because then I could just tell them to stop doing that, it's annoying.

Wet shoes and socks or sunburned arms?
 

SweetShark

Shark Girls are my Waifus
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Star Wars. Like sci-fi than classic archaeologist action films.

Saya no Uta or Ever 17?