Video Game Characters that it Would Suck to be
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Shogo Akuji from Saints Row 2...that would be an awful way to go.
But, if we are talking protagonists...Leon from RE4...having to deal with Ashley all the time...ugh.
But, if we are talking protagonists...Leon from RE4...having to deal with Ashley all the time...ugh.
A Goomba,your short lived life is to get stomped on,hit by shells or fireballs or god knows what,die,and come back to do it again. Truely a living hell if there was such a thing.
Any marine in Halo!
What, my half decent rifle for a pistol that barely does damage?
................Ok!
How do they not complain?!
What, my half decent rifle for a pistol that barely does damage?
................Ok!
How do they not complain?!
Kratos because his whole family gets massacred by him and***SPOILERS***then he destroys the world and kills himself.***END SPOILERS***Plus the only emotions he ever feels are sadness and anger.
A random civilian in Saints Row 2, their life expectancy must be rapidly declining for every second they're outside.
If its not gang wars its hit and runs, if its not hit and runs its getting blindsided by a guy with a dildo bat
If its not gang wars its hit and runs, if its not hit and runs its getting blindsided by a guy with a dildo bat
Another character it would suck to be would be the chicken from the opening cinematic in Fable 3. Shot dead by an angry chef when you were so close to freedom...total bummer.
Pokemon. Not the trainers, the 'mons themselves. Yeah, you get awesome superpowers, but you get smacked in the head with a baseball and suddenly you have to obey a ten-year-old or live in a computer box for the rest of your life. That certainly sucks.
Anyone in Resident Evil (except Wesker). Zombies. Freaking Zombies... plus no weapons and ammunition. And what is your reward? anonymity/cover-up and a lousy government paycheck. F that.
Mario. Going to the bathroom must be a nightmare in a world where squatting on pipes sucks you through them.
Superman. On the one hand... you're freaking SUPERMAN. On the other hand, you have to live inside horrible game worlds. You think it's bad to play Superman games, imagine how horrible it must be to live in one. Speaking of...
The Desert Bus driver. The worlds most boring game. A game so terrible, LoadingReadyRun and friends hold a "Survivor" reality show/telethon to see how long they can stand to play it (for charity, of course!) Imagine not being able to leave... forced to drive that bus through the desert, no landmarks, no destination, nobody else to talk to, no towns to stop in... forever. *shudder*
Anyone in Resident Evil (except Wesker). Zombies. Freaking Zombies... plus no weapons and ammunition. And what is your reward? anonymity/cover-up and a lousy government paycheck. F that.
Mario. Going to the bathroom must be a nightmare in a world where squatting on pipes sucks you through them.
Superman. On the one hand... you're freaking SUPERMAN. On the other hand, you have to live inside horrible game worlds. You think it's bad to play Superman games, imagine how horrible it must be to live in one. Speaking of...
The Desert Bus driver. The worlds most boring game. A game so terrible, LoadingReadyRun and friends hold a "Survivor" reality show/telethon to see how long they can stand to play it (for charity, of course!) Imagine not being able to leave... forced to drive that bus through the desert, no landmarks, no destination, nobody else to talk to, no towns to stop in... forever. *shudder*
Worse to be Jessie. You die AND you suffer through an unrequited crush on Emo-Chocobo-Head.TypeSD said:
Luigi. Definitely Luigi. At least nobody mocks the Goombas and Koopas to the extent that Luigi receives. He even has his own comic series based on why his life sucks. However, I will give it to him that the noir comic was awesome.
